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RANGER
11-30-2001, 12:52 PM
Sent to ME by a lady friend:


A group of girlfriends went on vacation and they see a five-story hotel with a sign that reads "For Women Only".

Since they were without their boyfriends, they decide to go in.

The Doorman, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works, "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you what's inside. The only rule is, once you leave a floor, you can't return to it."

The women talk it over and decide to go for it. They start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads "All the men here are horrible lovers, but they are sensitive and kind".

The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the Second floor reads "All the men here are wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly". This wasn't going to do so again they head for the stairs.

The friends move up to the Third floor where the sign read "All the men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women." This was good but there were still two more floors...

So on to the Fourth floor, the sign was perfect. "All the men here have perfect builds; are sensitive and attentive to women; are perfect lovers; they are also single, rich and straight"*

The women seemed pleased but they decide that they would rather see what the fifth floor has to offer before they settle for the fourth.

When they reach the Fifth floor, there is only a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is simply no way to please a woman."

Fuzzy
11-30-2001, 01:38 PM
That's a classic. Here's one for ya....

A bank vice presidency job opens because of a retirement. The Board of Directors instructs the bank president that he must promote from within and it must be a loyal female employee. He ponders the matter for several days as he reviewed personnel files of all possible candidates. He finally narrows and candidates to 3; each has an impeccable work history and track record, each has shown loyalty and dedication to the bank. He cannot make a choice so he decides to interview each one alone and ask each the same question. The first candidate enters his office and sits down, he asks her "Suppose you were on your way to work on a bus and you found a paper sack under your seat and in that sack you found $60,000 in cash....What would you do?" She ponders for a minute or so and replies, "I'd keep it".

"Thank you" and please send in the next candidate. The 2nd is presented the same question. "I'd keep half and I'd do my best to return half to its rightful owner"

The 3rd candidate replies, "I return every penny".

Which one gets the promotion????





Keep going...




The one with the biggest knockers.

Fshngyd
11-30-2001, 02:55 PM
Good one RANGER, and aint it true!!

RANGER
11-30-2001, 07:12 PM
fshngyd,

I haven't found the answer, for sure!

ETT
11-30-2001, 07:19 PM
Can't wait to see what Juls has to say about this !!! LOL

Juls_WI
11-30-2001, 07:37 PM
You should know me better than that Jim...;-)

There just jokes. No offense taken by this gal.

Happy Holidays!

Juls

RANGER
11-30-2001, 07:43 PM
ETT,

Remember, I said it was sent to me by a LADY friend. Don't shoot the messenger! I think Juls is a GREAT person and she will appreciate the humor!