Regis Philbin
12-04-2001, 11:45 AM
See how many you can answer correctly. The winner gets to a lifetime supply of cheese (which should come in handy at Super Bowl time). ;)
QUESTIONS
1. What's the difference between the Minnesota Vikings & the Taliban?
2. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the SuperBowl?
3. What do the Minnesota Vikings and opossums have in common?
4. How can you tell when the Minnesota Vikings are going to run the football?
5. How do the Minnesota Vikings count to 10?
6. What do the Minnesota Vikings & Billy Graham have in common?
7. How do you keep a Minnesota Vikings out of your yard?
8. Where do you go in Minnesota in case of a tornado?
9. What do you call a Minnesota Vikings with a SuperBowl ring?
10. Why was Denny Green upset when the Minnesota Vikings playbook was stolen?
11. What's the difference between the Minnesota Vikings and a dollar bill?
12. How many Minnesota Vikings does it take to win a Superbowl?
ANSWERS
1. The Taliban has a running game
2. Minnesota Vikings
3. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
4. The back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.
5. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
6. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ" !
7. Put up goal posts
8. To the Metrodome - they never get a touchdown there!
9. A thief
10. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
11. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar
12. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
QUESTIONS
1. What's the difference between the Minnesota Vikings & the Taliban?
2. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the SuperBowl?
3. What do the Minnesota Vikings and opossums have in common?
4. How can you tell when the Minnesota Vikings are going to run the football?
5. How do the Minnesota Vikings count to 10?
6. What do the Minnesota Vikings & Billy Graham have in common?
7. How do you keep a Minnesota Vikings out of your yard?
8. Where do you go in Minnesota in case of a tornado?
9. What do you call a Minnesota Vikings with a SuperBowl ring?
10. Why was Denny Green upset when the Minnesota Vikings playbook was stolen?
11. What's the difference between the Minnesota Vikings and a dollar bill?
12. How many Minnesota Vikings does it take to win a Superbowl?
ANSWERS
1. The Taliban has a running game
2. Minnesota Vikings
3. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
4. The back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.
5. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
6. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ" !
7. Put up goal posts
8. To the Metrodome - they never get a touchdown there!
9. A thief
10. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
11. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar
12. Nobody knows and we may never find out!