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Tennessee Jed
12-07-2001, 04:40 PM
Well, I did it! I retired at the ripe old age of 39. To keep busy and to have a money-losing tax shelter, I have decided to start a guide service. Trouble is, I don't know what to call it.
I'll be fishing for walleyes and hybrid (largemouth/striped) bass on the resevoir lakes, and trout and walleye in the rivers, all in the state of Arkansas. Any suggestions for a business name?
Brian_MN
12-07-2001, 04:48 PM
Retired at 39? I'd call it "Lucky's".
eye guy
12-07-2001, 04:58 PM
how about...
Buried hook quide service
fish on guide service
wounded net guide service
fins/scales guide service
snapper huntin guide service.....
bountyhunter
12-07-2001, 05:06 PM
TAKE me fishin . then we'll give you a name .best of luck jim
Its very obvious to me!
12-07-2001, 09:39 PM
Why not Tennessee Jeds Guide Service? Kinda got a nice ring to it eh?
Jeff Berg
12-07-2001, 09:41 PM
Sure, or 'Fishin with Tennessee Jed'. Does have a nice ring to it.
Waterbug
12-07-2001, 10:53 PM
How about "Live'n my Dream Guide Service," which being retired at 39 is something you are doing.
bigfish1965
12-07-2001, 10:58 PM
I think bounty hunter said it best...Take Me Fishing Charters..
Perfect...if you don't want it..I'm gonna sell it....lol.
FROGMAN
12-08-2001, 05:43 AM
"Morning Mist Guide Service"
Good luck!
Keith Segar
NPAA #260
hammertime
12-08-2001, 07:09 AM
ive got to agree on tennessee jeds guide service, think that sounds pretty good. good luck on whatever you go with.
T-Mac
12-08-2001, 09:49 AM
ALMOSTA LIVIN
GUIDE SERVICE
Gets you in the Yellow pages near the top of the list,too.
Tennessee Jed
12-08-2001, 08:07 PM
Hey, these are pretty good! Keep them coming, if you will.
how 'bout "titan line" guide service? or...if named after the tennessee college nickname, "volunteer"guide service, would you ever get paid?
good luck! i've been a fishing guide for 36 years. if done right, it's a hard job, like any other, but very rewarding in the sense of being able to make people happy. especialy the kids... just be a good natured teacher and entertainer and you will succeed.
s.f.
Dodge1
12-09-2001, 05:44 AM
Maybe something from the "Beverly Hillbillies" :)
http://www.pcperspectives.com/hillbillies/index.html
I vote for "Tennessee Jed's Fishing Serve".
Then, if it was legal, I would throw in something like "Elly May, Granny and Jethro would like to welcome you aboard, for a taste of our Southern hospitality"
"COMA"
12-09-2001, 07:47 AM
How about Boot leggers guide service or Moon "shiners" Or maybe Hill billys Heaven. Then you could have a bald headed boy picking a banjo up in the bow of the boat!. Like in deliverance!. That would surley bring um in. "COMA"
groovymoe
12-09-2001, 07:51 AM
How about this
Tennesee Jed's Outdoor Adventures.
Good luck
Groovymoe
Bob G2
12-09-2001, 09:50 PM
The top 10 names NOT to call your Guideservice:
10) Bottomfeeders Unlimited
9) Leaky Rivets Express Guideservice. Boat's name- Why The Titanic,
of course!
8) Smokey Eyes Guide Service-Featuring our special beans and brocolli
Shore Lunch
7) Which Way did They Go Fishing Pros
6) Skunk Trips Are Us
5) Drunk As A Skunk Outdoors Specialists
4) DIY Guideservice. Our Mission: Stay Out of the Guides' Way When
He is Fishing.
3) Back To Basics Guide Service. Get a chance to whittle your own
tree sapling into a custom fishing rod!
2) Big Gay Jed's Gay and Lesbian Guide Service. (However, you may get
a "following" on this one)
AND THE #1 NAME NOT TO CALL YOUR GUIDESERVICE (Drum Roll, please)....
1) Bin Laden's Islamic Jihad Fishing Guides!!!!!!
Bob G2
12-09-2001, 09:57 PM
Another thing is do not lose money for too many consecutive years. I have heard that if your business operates in the red anymore than 2 years out of any 5 years, that the IRS will try to term your business a "hobby", thereby losing all deductions. Don't know how true that is, but FYI.