Beer & Fish & Women?

[winkdink]

I do not drink at all,not in sixteen years.I was wondering, I know that the more you drink the better looking the ugly girls look. Does it work for fishing? Do you drunk enough that when the walleye are not biting you start fishing for small pike and rockbass?

[Yankee]

No. What happens is, you start thinking you should quit fishing and head into town to chase some of them women. Been there.

[Tyee Guy]

Carp start to look good!!!!!!!!!!!!

[llg]

Reminds me of my college days where, I never went to bed with an ugly women, but woke up with a few.

[rebelrn2001]

I don't remember.

[Walleeee]

I can tell you that the more beer I drink the bigger the fish get and the bigger the fish get the more beer I drink....but never do the women shut up no matter how much beer I drink so I just fish and drink beer because the fish dont talk they just keep getting bigger....I need a beer

[Law and Order]

Great Post. If you drink enough beer the fishing line lets you talk directly to the fish telepahically. Its magic when you're in the groove. I've got another buddie who likes his recreational drugs and he greets each fish in person , counsels them and will release or pardon one keeper every trip. Oh....... he works in that line of work in real life.

[toughgeye]

Why does it seem like when you are drinking beer you are not catching anything (not a coincidence) and are perfectly content, but when you dont dring beer you catch fish, and possess about the same happiness as when you werent catching anything but a buzz?

[rebelrn2001]

I was going to post something but now I don't remember again!

[Fishing Junky]

Do you drunk enough that when the walleye are not biting you start fishing for small pike and rockbass?

I could never get that drunk.