10-10-2001, 07:13 AM
Hey, I just Told my brother he should ALWAYS date homeless women?
Why he asked?
Because after the date you can drop them off any place?
10-10-2001, 07:21 AM
What would Bonnie say to that one? :)
10-10-2001, 07:48 AM
Another good tip is to date a girl with a kid, because you know she will give up the kitty for sure!
**Note: I said date, not Marry!
10-10-2001, 10:44 AM
Bonnie nailed me in the arm twice last night for that one.
She don't even like my brother!
I bought a BIG bat
Now I'm Ready you see,
Now my Troubles
are going to have
Troubles with ME!
See, she gets tough wit me, but I love her!
10-10-2001, 12:52 PM
Hilarious Tommer!!! Tell your brother that the best place to pick up women is just under the rib cage.........
10-10-2001, 01:35 PM
They carry pretty well if you turn them upside down and grab’em like a six-pack.:7
10-10-2001, 07:08 PM
Why are women like dog crap?
The older they are the easier they are to pick up!
10-11-2001, 08:06 AM
Sorry, I’d go back and edit my last post if I could. I should’ve logged in. Could ya do it for me Jim.