XMAS GIVING LIST

[SKEELUNKER]

I have seen many xmas wish list posts. I thought it would be nice to start a give list post.

1. Chuck Altamore - Bin-Laden doll (VOODOO style)

2. Muskie Central Moderators - Thanks!!!

3. Sponge Bob - Rose colored glasses and a ##### seagulls hat

4. Nxtwrldrcd - Female midgets!!!!!

5. B420 - I think you and everybody else knows what you are getting ;)

6. Skeelunker 1's wife - a longer leash for skeelunker1

7. Todd M. - T1 lines

8. Pete Mania - 1 giant red comb for your back pocket

9. Skeelunker number 1 - 1) Albino Cave Hoek 1)Frilled Ren 1)Crocko Stimpy.... and and and ...a bunch of anti-bodies so you dont die fishing the fox river in your skibby's

10 jlong -that new Britney Spears album you keep talking about.


Merry X-mas and Happy Festivus,

Skeelunker

[nxtwrldrcd]

DUUUDE!!! You can’t talk about my obsessions here. Be careful or I’ll share info about that champagne video you love. In fact, I’ll send the midgets over to give you one as soon as I’m done with’em. Now who else is on the list?

1) SKEELUNKER – I covered it, and a hook sharpener
2) Chuck A. - SKEE’s home address
3) promuskie – a spell check
4) Sworral – A vocabulary without anthropomorphism in it.
5) slamr – A day to fish Webster all by himself. Sorry, but I don’t think they’ll rename it.
6) spongebob & Zach Sanders – a stay at my trailer if they ever make it up north
7) jlong – I’ll get the second proto done on time
8) Hunter 3897 – a moderation headache
9) All others – It will be available by spring

[Sponge Bob]

LOL! If it's glasses I'll get then how about a pr. of Roy Orbison originals???
And for you Skee a trailer next to NWRs trailer.....
NWR- a pic. of zach + I to put on the door for Oct. 31st.....
Slamr- a "Computer Tech. Trophy" + a copy of my latest pamphlet, "Southern Marriage Behaviors".....
Mauser/Mikie- crash suits for when "little John" stomps the hotfoot...
Doug Johnson- an invitation to take me fishing/eating before the year 2078......
B420- a Crappie flavored Phantom w/ at least half the paint!....
ALL OTHERS BOARDERS HERE- hope you get what you want....too many to name + I hate to leave ANYONE out!!:) Actually I have everything I want in the sponge babe + little sponge.....all else is gravy! If she reads this I'll live yet 1 more day!;)

[nxtwrldrcd]

One more fore SKEE: Realize the importance of leaving Christ in Christmas

[B420]

Skee,
You hit the nail on the head with the gift idea!!! Hopefully the batch will be of the HIGHest quality!
Sponge Bob- The Elusive Crappie Phantom
Maddog 420-Hook Sharpener
Hulbert Bros.-Case of Kokanee Beer, and lots of Bourbon
Skeelunker-Trip to MN to fish real muskies
Slamr-Slyvia Saint blow up doll!

[skeelunker1]

to Skeelunker:

1) A Merc. 150 that actually starts
2) Extra long jumper cables
3) talking Loon
4) Country Gravy Faucet
5) A bowl of the old man's chili

to Jim Wilson:

1) A clue as to what good cust. service is

TO THE AMERICAN PUBLIC:

1) BIN LADEN'S HEAD!!!!!!!

Merry Christmas all!!!

skeelunker1

[Jim McCullough]

Festivus??? Being a former powerlifter, I just gotta ask- When is the test of strength? :)

[Jim McCullough]

Oh, and NXT, thanks for the Moderation Headache. It should get me prepared for this winter. Now, where is that Excedrin...

[Rob Myers - St. Croix Rod]

For Sponge Bob:
I the Merry Santa Croix place under your tree -------2 dozen Paydays, a brick of Velveeta Cheese and a large canister of Ovalteen. (I shot the bunny, he was overproliferating and I'm tempted to use his offsprings as live bait instead of those lovely little poodles in the blue sweaters)
Happy Holidaze!!
Rob

www.eggnogwithnutmeg.com

[MadDog420]

B420-

Hook sharpnener!!!! You dam right! I did lose a few hawgs this year.

MadDog420

"Just becuase I'm Paki doesn't mean I stink!"

[Sponge Bob]

+ you Rob will recieve the Agia Topsy Twirl.....99 ways to fix your hair for all those shows you'll be attending this winter! Perhaps also a Shake 'n Bake Oven Kit to spice up the holiday guests w/ "tater treats" coated w/ a 5 lb. bag of the southern favorite HOUSE AUTRY!!!:)

[ToddM]

COOL! T1-lines is plural. I can race Slamr to all his favorite sites.

Thanks skeelunker, may your favorite river and I know which one it is, stay very toothy for you.

Spongebob, I hope you stay moist and never dry out. I would hate to see you with an arched back as dried sponges tend to get.

For Jason Smith may every bluegill you catch next year be too big for any musky to eat. May you pass every champion boat you see.LOL

Steve Worral, may you be picked up by oddysee baits as their spokeperson for the suspending pig. After seeing you work the one I have there would be a mad rush to get some by everyone.

Zach Schuler, may you become king of your lake and win the PMTT if for some reason it would ever host an event there.

Esox Maniac, may you catch all your hogs next year only on my baits. May you fish one stained body of water, just once.LOL

Jim McCCullough, may this site grow to ten times in size in the next year. May you never have to work again you lucky....

Slamr, may you get yourself a new boat, worthy of the time you put in it and a place to store magazines in it. May Zach buy the boat you have.

Jim Wilson, figure it out.

Tr Twitcher, have your lures in stores.


Chippewa Flowage, produce a world record fish next year and shut everyone the ##### up.

To all the newcomers may you be giving advise to the newscomers next year.

Sorry if I missed anybody.

To all have a great holiday and see you at the sport shows!

[divani]

to Jlong: a brand new line of "straight crankbait" T-shirts (now what was that secret you knew and were unwilling to reveal to us???)
to Sworrall: a booming boating business and a translator-devise to place between his keyboard and the site! Just kidding!
to Sponge Bob: any free coupons I may have left for the shrink, a bottle of ovaltine, a voodoo doll and a bottle of itchy powder to have some fun with your boss! The jerk! LOL :P
to happy hooker: some grandma's
to anybody I left out: finally get that 50"er

to all Americans: faith

to Jim Wilson: that all of his angry customers catch up on him and keep him detained until he has finally finished their baits, before he accepts any new orders and runs off with his customers' money!

[Sponge Bob]

I want the AGIA FINALLY WHITE PLUS!!! Comes w/ 3 mouth pieces, peroxide, a magnification mirror + a spa robe.....ALL for only 29.95! Gotta be 1 of the dorkiest commercials in recent memory....you "northern" guys should get the product.....since most of you probably don't have a full set of choppers it would probably last you a life time!!! SORRY!!! Could NOT RESIST!!!!!!!!;)

[nxtwrldrcd]

You’ve got your stereotypes backwards dude! It’s the southern hillbillies with a mouth full of trouble. :P

I can tell by your post that you’ve started smoking again, haven’t you? :-(

[Slamr]

Hey, who told you of my Silvia Saint obsession? Gotta love a shapely blonde with a ____ _____ of _____, who likes to _____ and allows men to _____!!!

Muskies....."By Any Means Necessary!"

[Sponge Bob]

lets just say some days are better than others!;) I have one every now/then....I need to lock myself up! Figured at least someone would respond to the tooth fairy!!!:)

[ToddM]

Here's two more:

To Divani, I hope you get to come to america to fish for our toothy critters.

Jason Schillinger, may your justice be swift and profitable and your topraider always be faithful.

[ToddM]

One more:

The minnesota gang, may you get at least 1000 more musky lakes and have at least one controversy we can hash out on these boards during the winter.

[divani]

Thanks Todd, If you ever make it to Belgium or The netherlands, let me know. We'll go fishing for big northerns!