mmillelacs
12-21-2001, 05:58 PM
Just wondering if anyone besides me thinks this is funny. Ole and Sven were deer hunting. They had taken stands several hundreds yards apart and after a few hours Ole heard a shot. Thinking that perhaps his friend had bagged a nice buck, Ole climbed down from his tree and made his way over to Sven's stand, only to find Sven laying motionless at the base of his tree. Frantically, Ole reached into his coat for his cell phone and dialed 911. "help me, help me" Ole screamed into the phone. "My friend Sven shot himself and i think he's a goner". "Just relax, sir, the first thing we are going do is to make sure that he is really dead". There was a long silence and then the operator heard a gunshot........