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Ramses scribe
06-06-2002, 11:38 AM
In this politically correct world it's not hard to see how threads can get out of hand, as shown in the following exchanges:

Post #: 1
From: Ramses scribe
Hi guys!
Didn't have the greatest day today with only one follow to show for 6 hours, but did have the chance to do some thinking, and remembered how long it's been since I've had some homemade blackberry muffins. Not having any baking skills myself and being a member of the "monthly alimony payment club", I was hoping some of you might ask your ladies for their favorite blackberry muffin recipes and pass them on to me. Thanks in advance!

Post #: 2
From: Adam
Ramses, when are you going to take this crap somewhere else? Everybody is sick of your constant attempts to stir things up!

Post #: 3
From: Ramses scribe
Huh?

Post #: 4
From: Adam
Don't play dumb Ramses! You think we can't see through this scheme of yours to get the Blackberry Growers of America and the National Association of Blueberry Growers arguing with each other again? Grow up!

Post #: 5
From: Betty
Dear Ramses you scumbag! My husband told me about your post, and I'm still fuming! You know why you're divorced? Because of your condescending attitude toward women! You think all we're good for is cooking? How about joining the 21st century, bozo! And I'll bet you don't make all your alimony payments! But I'll also bet you always have plenty of money for Jakes and St. Croix rods, don't you! You make me sick!

Post #: 6
From: Ramses scribe
But all I asked for was........

Post #: 7
From: Betty
SHUT THE **** UP!!

Post #: 8
From: Chuck
It's not going to work Ramses. Everyone on this board is familiar with your racist attitude. You could have said strawberries, or blueberries, or raspberries, but noooooo, you have to get in your dig with BLACKberries. Why not do everyone a favor by getting off the board and reading your copy of "Mein Kampf" like a good little fascist?

Post #: 9
From: Dave
Ramses, you're just another one of a long line of those Neanderthal macho, he-man guys afraid to probe his own sexuality too deeply. I'm sure it occurred to you in your insensitive post that you've deeply hurt the people who have a man - man and woman - woman relationship. Tell me...are you one of those who takes pleasure in beating up people who have alternative life styles?

Post #: 10
From: Ramses scribe
Look folks!....you're taking this all wrong! I didn't mean any of those things you're saying! My only intent was to...... Hey! What are you doing?

(sound of struggling in background)

Hello ladies and gentlemen. My name is agent Carson of the FBI. Based on the number of complaints we've received this morning from the Blackberry Growers of America, the National Association of Blueberry Growers, the National Organization for Women, the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People, and The Gay and Lesbian Alliance, we started monitoring this thread to determine if the original poster; one Ramses scribe (aka Tom Filipowicz), may be involved in terrorist activities. Your complaints, plus his obvious affinity for the Middle East as evidenced by his username has convinced us to take him into custody as a suspicious person. Deportation proceedings are already underway. We appreciate your assistance in helping us rid our great nation of such a foul-mouthed and odious person.

Jim McCullough
06-06-2002, 11:48 AM
Thanks for the laughs Tom! I will say this though. You need to get a hold of your son, go to that little river of yours in the ol' aluminum, and GET OUT OF THE HOUSE! :P

happy hooker
06-06-2002, 12:21 PM
"WOW" definitly heated controversy,,,,lucky I DIDNT post that thread on bundt cake!!!!

Lunker
06-06-2002, 01:53 PM
Tom, no offense but I agree with Jim. Do more fishing and less typing. Very funny though. LOL Mike

DocEsox
06-06-2002, 04:14 PM
First off Tom...I must confess (although you may never repeat this) that I am a blackberry person myself. And, although, "my lady" abhors cooking (but does a great job in spite of this) I love to do it.....cooking, I mean. But, alas, I am not a big muffin maker and have no recipes BUT I do make a killer PeachBerry jam (peaches artfully blended with blackberries). I know what you are all thinking...what is he doing creating an unholy union between peaches and blackberries???? It's just due to my contrary nature. I could send you a jar for your next musky expedition TerroistTom (provided the fibbies have released you by then) and you could spread it on whatever kind of muffin fills your fancy.

My real offense with your original remarks Mr. StupidHead (got that one from the 5 yr old), is your inference that somehow 1 follow in 6 hours of musky fishing is somehow really bad. What? You always catch big muskies all the time??? Yeah...I've seen your fifty pounders....my daughter could do a better job of computer enhancement. I doubt you even had the one follow. Braggart!! I hope the FBI locks you away for a good, long time....you give musky fishing a bad name.

So There,
BrianW

Tone
06-06-2002, 05:03 PM
LMAO!!! :D

Hey Tom,

Try the local bakery for some blueberry muffins. ;)

Sponge
06-06-2002, 06:06 PM
Gooder one dude! Welcome to my daily world......;)

Marc Thorpe
06-07-2002, 05:42 AM
Blue berries and muskie muffins mmmmmmm

Just a piece of advice,stay off the cooking boards :+

Good one Tom,we need more of this

Ramses scribe
06-07-2002, 09:28 AM
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!

I'M BACK, YOU CLOWNS! The joke's on you! The FBI couldn't find a country that would take me. East Timor did show some interest, but only if two shiploads of nuclear weapons were part of the deal. The judge said he'd let me go if I could post bail, so I gave him a bail off an old spinning reel. And now for my so-called friends!......

Jim - I did look at your pics on 101, and I'm not sure what direction they were taken from. If it's a northern view, I agree you have an "ugly mug". If it's a southern view, you're probably about average. Oh, and by the way, drop the "stay at home dad" routine. It's common knowledge that you have that device locked around your ankle that signals the local police station if you even try to leave the house.

Happy - Still at it with trying to get the Vikings and Packer fans having at each other. I know that "bundt" cake was a reference to "punt", which you claim the Packers always do after three downs. Give it up already! And another thing, I STILL haven't taken a musky on the orange dawgs I bought from you! Okay, so I had a couple of hits, but everybody knows the hooking percentage on Dawgs sucks. It's even worse on orange!

Mike - Offense taken! I don't need a McCullough lackey telling me how to spend my time, nor do I need your commentary on the quality of my literary effort! I respect your opinion, I just don't want to hear it!

Brian - What the ##### are you mumbling about? After taking the time to sort through your painful drivel, it appears that you wear the label of social misfit with pride! What do I mean by that? Let me express it mathematically ((lives in Alaska + spends endless hours interacting with fruit) = people hate you). Do you really think that communing with fruit, seals, moose and polar bear is going to improve your people skills? Sorry. Oh, and about that scratching you're always doing?............. moose fleas. Think about it.

Tone - Still trying to be America's bakery king I see. We all know that you've got a piece of the action in every major bakery in the lower 48 states. It just kills you when moms do their own baking, doesn't it? Some day the economic enslavement of the masses by you and the rest of your capitalistic robber baron captains of industry will end. Rise up bakery eaters of America!!!

Sponge - Egocentric and megalomaniac fall short of describing you. "Welcome to MY daily world"! So it's YOUR world now? What happens, Sponge, everybody wakes up in the morning and has to seek your permission to enter the world? Must be nice sitting up there on Mt. Olympus eating ambrosia and sipping nectar with Zeus and Hera. GET THEE HENCE SATAN!

Marc - I'm really sick of your threats! You don't scare me.... I'll go on any cooking board I want to! What are you?...... the Betty Crocker of the musky world? Hey...I think I just hit on something here! I'll bet you're a cross-dresser, aren't you! You probably get a lot of whistles in those revealing sleeveless blouses and short-shorts you wear in the boat on those hot days, the perspiration causing the silky fabric to cling to your body. I'm going to stop with the descriptions because Jim is probably getting excited.

And finally to all of you guys........I sincerely hope each of you hooks a 60+ this year, and that your $2.99 K-mart line brakes at boat side.

Jim McCullough
06-07-2002, 10:09 AM
Guys,

No one was supposed to know about my ankle bracelet. The court told me the file was sealed. I'm thinking we need to do an intervention here. We will get Tom to a local lake on the ruse that we are goig to barbecue some muffins. We wack him over the head with a 13" Grandma, hooks still attached because of the secrets he has revealed. We then need to go out and get a 50" class fish on the line, wake him up, and hand the pole to him. It's his only hope.