Ramses scribe
06-06-2002, 11:38 AM
In this politically correct world it's not hard to see how threads can get out of hand, as shown in the following exchanges:
Post #: 1
From: Ramses scribe
Hi guys!
Didn't have the greatest day today with only one follow to show for 6 hours, but did have the chance to do some thinking, and remembered how long it's been since I've had some homemade blackberry muffins. Not having any baking skills myself and being a member of the "monthly alimony payment club", I was hoping some of you might ask your ladies for their favorite blackberry muffin recipes and pass them on to me. Thanks in advance!
Post #: 2
From: Adam
Ramses, when are you going to take this crap somewhere else? Everybody is sick of your constant attempts to stir things up!
Post #: 3
From: Ramses scribe
Huh?
Post #: 4
From: Adam
Don't play dumb Ramses! You think we can't see through this scheme of yours to get the Blackberry Growers of America and the National Association of Blueberry Growers arguing with each other again? Grow up!
Post #: 5
From: Betty
Dear Ramses you scumbag! My husband told me about your post, and I'm still fuming! You know why you're divorced? Because of your condescending attitude toward women! You think all we're good for is cooking? How about joining the 21st century, bozo! And I'll bet you don't make all your alimony payments! But I'll also bet you always have plenty of money for Jakes and St. Croix rods, don't you! You make me sick!
Post #: 6
From: Ramses scribe
But all I asked for was........
Post #: 7
From: Betty
SHUT THE **** UP!!
Post #: 8
From: Chuck
It's not going to work Ramses. Everyone on this board is familiar with your racist attitude. You could have said strawberries, or blueberries, or raspberries, but noooooo, you have to get in your dig with BLACKberries. Why not do everyone a favor by getting off the board and reading your copy of "Mein Kampf" like a good little fascist?
Post #: 9
From: Dave
Ramses, you're just another one of a long line of those Neanderthal macho, he-man guys afraid to probe his own sexuality too deeply. I'm sure it occurred to you in your insensitive post that you've deeply hurt the people who have a man - man and woman - woman relationship. Tell me...are you one of those who takes pleasure in beating up people who have alternative life styles?
Post #: 10
From: Ramses scribe
Look folks!....you're taking this all wrong! I didn't mean any of those things you're saying! My only intent was to...... Hey! What are you doing?
(sound of struggling in background)
Hello ladies and gentlemen. My name is agent Carson of the FBI. Based on the number of complaints we've received this morning from the Blackberry Growers of America, the National Association of Blueberry Growers, the National Organization for Women, the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People, and The Gay and Lesbian Alliance, we started monitoring this thread to determine if the original poster; one Ramses scribe (aka Tom Filipowicz), may be involved in terrorist activities. Your complaints, plus his obvious affinity for the Middle East as evidenced by his username has convinced us to take him into custody as a suspicious person. Deportation proceedings are already underway. We appreciate your assistance in helping us rid our great nation of such a foul-mouthed and odious person.
Post #: 1
From: Ramses scribe
Hi guys!
Didn't have the greatest day today with only one follow to show for 6 hours, but did have the chance to do some thinking, and remembered how long it's been since I've had some homemade blackberry muffins. Not having any baking skills myself and being a member of the "monthly alimony payment club", I was hoping some of you might ask your ladies for their favorite blackberry muffin recipes and pass them on to me. Thanks in advance!
Post #: 2
From: Adam
Ramses, when are you going to take this crap somewhere else? Everybody is sick of your constant attempts to stir things up!
Post #: 3
From: Ramses scribe
Huh?
Post #: 4
From: Adam
Don't play dumb Ramses! You think we can't see through this scheme of yours to get the Blackberry Growers of America and the National Association of Blueberry Growers arguing with each other again? Grow up!
Post #: 5
From: Betty
Dear Ramses you scumbag! My husband told me about your post, and I'm still fuming! You know why you're divorced? Because of your condescending attitude toward women! You think all we're good for is cooking? How about joining the 21st century, bozo! And I'll bet you don't make all your alimony payments! But I'll also bet you always have plenty of money for Jakes and St. Croix rods, don't you! You make me sick!
Post #: 6
From: Ramses scribe
But all I asked for was........
Post #: 7
From: Betty
SHUT THE **** UP!!
Post #: 8
From: Chuck
It's not going to work Ramses. Everyone on this board is familiar with your racist attitude. You could have said strawberries, or blueberries, or raspberries, but noooooo, you have to get in your dig with BLACKberries. Why not do everyone a favor by getting off the board and reading your copy of "Mein Kampf" like a good little fascist?
Post #: 9
From: Dave
Ramses, you're just another one of a long line of those Neanderthal macho, he-man guys afraid to probe his own sexuality too deeply. I'm sure it occurred to you in your insensitive post that you've deeply hurt the people who have a man - man and woman - woman relationship. Tell me...are you one of those who takes pleasure in beating up people who have alternative life styles?
Post #: 10
From: Ramses scribe
Look folks!....you're taking this all wrong! I didn't mean any of those things you're saying! My only intent was to...... Hey! What are you doing?
(sound of struggling in background)
Hello ladies and gentlemen. My name is agent Carson of the FBI. Based on the number of complaints we've received this morning from the Blackberry Growers of America, the National Association of Blueberry Growers, the National Organization for Women, the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People, and The Gay and Lesbian Alliance, we started monitoring this thread to determine if the original poster; one Ramses scribe (aka Tom Filipowicz), may be involved in terrorist activities. Your complaints, plus his obvious affinity for the Middle East as evidenced by his username has convinced us to take him into custody as a suspicious person. Deportation proceedings are already underway. We appreciate your assistance in helping us rid our great nation of such a foul-mouthed and odious person.