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mtwalleye
01-10-2002, 09:36 PM
A guy came into the office the other day and delivered one of the funnier lines I've heard in a while. Perhaps it's an old one, but if so, I'd never heard it before.
He was talking about the small town he grew up in and said, "Our town was so small that they taught driver's education and sex education in the same car."
Great line. -- mark
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Walleyes Unlimited
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Well done Mark, How about? "it blew so hard in Baker last night, it blew a 200# pig into a quart mason jar" Went to college with a Baker guy who had a great sense of humor as well. See ya, Rob in Missoula.
Then there is
"It's hot enough in here to knock-up sheep".
Something my dear departed grand dad usta say.
EyeBoy
01-11-2002, 04:44 PM
Mark;
Are you going to go to the WCWGTG (Walleye central western get to gether) this year?
Tom
Catch A Wave!
Gary B
01-11-2002, 04:45 PM
Last year my neighbor took me to a town that was so small .....the "comin' in" and "goin out" signs were painted on the same post.
mtwalleye
01-11-2002, 05:58 PM
I just may make it there this year. It sounds like fun. I'll make it, that is, if they allow guys with tiller boats to fish in it. You know how it is with those console guys...........-- mark
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Walleyes Unlimited
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anyone who lives in a small town also knows how the rumor/gossip mill works. on mille lacs, garrison has 118 people, wealthwood, down the road 9 miles, has about 30 people. the saying in regard to how rumors get things blown out of wack is...if you fart in garrison, by the time you get to wealthwood, you'll have cancer of the rectum!
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