hgf
01-19-2002, 01:15 PM
You all been too serious lately. Here's one for my Wisconsin friends:
YOU KNOW YOUR FROM WISCONSIN WHEN:
1. A traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.
2. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
3. Your whole family wears green and gold to church.
4. You can drive 65 through 2 feet of snow without flinching.
5. You wear camouflage to a social event.
6. You install a security light, but leave your house and garage unlocked.
7. You think major food groups are cheese, beer, fish, and venison.
8. Your carry jumper cables, and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
9. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
10. You refer to the packers as "we."
11. You can identify an Illinois accent.
12. Down south is Chicago.
13. You consider Madison exotic.
14. You know how to polka.
15. You were unaware there is a legal drinking age.
16. A brat is something you eat.
17. You can spell Milwaukee.
18 Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
19. You have more miles on your snowblower than your car.
20. Your neighbor has a party for his new machine shed.
OK, that's enough. Got any better ones???
YOU KNOW YOUR FROM WISCONSIN WHEN:
1. A traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.
2. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
3. Your whole family wears green and gold to church.
4. You can drive 65 through 2 feet of snow without flinching.
5. You wear camouflage to a social event.
6. You install a security light, but leave your house and garage unlocked.
7. You think major food groups are cheese, beer, fish, and venison.
8. Your carry jumper cables, and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
9. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
10. You refer to the packers as "we."
11. You can identify an Illinois accent.
12. Down south is Chicago.
13. You consider Madison exotic.
14. You know how to polka.
15. You were unaware there is a legal drinking age.
16. A brat is something you eat.
17. You can spell Milwaukee.
18 Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
19. You have more miles on your snowblower than your car.
20. Your neighbor has a party for his new machine shed.
OK, that's enough. Got any better ones???