mtwalleye
02-09-2002, 01:57 PM
Olympic sports are being added every four years (definition of the sport of Skeleton -- hurtling head-first down a chute of ice on a teeny, tiny sled at unbelievable speeds with almost no protection for your body while praying that you and everyone else survives).
You'd think sooner or later there would be Olympic Ice Fishing.
It's a winter sport. It's older than any of the other sports in the Winter Games. It has more participants in real life anywhere there's hard-water winter. It's an equal opportunity sport for men, women, young, old, big, small -- even grumpy old men.
The Games can even hire the starter for the Indianapolis 500 to get the event going: "Gentlemen......Start your augers!"
Hey, it's at least as exciting as Ice Dancing. And after they award the medals, everybody gets to enjoy a Fish Fry. As long as you've got a good cook on board, everybody ends their day at the Games burping and happy. What could be more Olympic than that. -- mark
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You'd think sooner or later there would be Olympic Ice Fishing.
It's a winter sport. It's older than any of the other sports in the Winter Games. It has more participants in real life anywhere there's hard-water winter. It's an equal opportunity sport for men, women, young, old, big, small -- even grumpy old men.
The Games can even hire the starter for the Indianapolis 500 to get the event going: "Gentlemen......Start your augers!"
Hey, it's at least as exciting as Ice Dancing. And after they award the medals, everybody gets to enjoy a Fish Fry. As long as you've got a good cook on board, everybody ends their day at the Games burping and happy. What could be more Olympic than that. -- mark
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www.walleyesunlimited.com