scooter
02-13-2002, 05:37 PM
Im looking for a new partner to fish the W.W.A. this is going to sound like a classified so dont get too upset.
Partner needed :
1st- Someone who doesnt mind babysitting for a occasional mess that may have stayed out a little long the night before.
2nd- Also the abilty to not net fish is a plus.
3rd- Perfer some one that smokes the nastyest cigars made.That will help me get rid of night befores leftovers.
4th- Must not have any abilty to laugh at self or others.
5th- Must beable to whine and wimper when not catching fish and that is quite often.
6th-Must not beable to take rough seas.
7th- Also he or she must like to go swimming when its just to hot to fish.
8th-Must enjoy the smell of last nights eats and drinks because it has to come out sometime.
9th-Must be so serious about fishing that we can both sit there and be unhappy.
10th-Must have the ability to make me pay for everything including
lodging, gas, bait,food,and all of the drinks.
Some of these apply numbers (1 cause it has happend):+ (7if female and
better looking with clothes off than on):P and number 8 because its true.
Mostly I fish for the fun of it and I will not take it to seriously.I
need a partner who can fish and who doesnt have thin skin.One who can
and does laugh at self and at me and others cause lets face it some
funny stuff happens out there.Also being able to have fun poked at him
or her is a asset.One who can offer a educated theary and at the same
time beable to grin and bare it when I tell them no my way is the only way.I am far from the perfect partner.
In my own defense I do take the responsibility of not catching fish
if I dont follow your ideas.Also I can compete with just about anybody out there(tooting my own horn)and the best part is I just love to fish.
thanks as always: Scooter:)
Please post replys and gripes (lol)
Partner needed :
1st- Someone who doesnt mind babysitting for a occasional mess that may have stayed out a little long the night before.
2nd- Also the abilty to not net fish is a plus.
3rd- Perfer some one that smokes the nastyest cigars made.That will help me get rid of night befores leftovers.
4th- Must not have any abilty to laugh at self or others.
5th- Must beable to whine and wimper when not catching fish and that is quite often.
6th-Must not beable to take rough seas.
7th- Also he or she must like to go swimming when its just to hot to fish.
8th-Must enjoy the smell of last nights eats and drinks because it has to come out sometime.
9th-Must be so serious about fishing that we can both sit there and be unhappy.
10th-Must have the ability to make me pay for everything including
lodging, gas, bait,food,and all of the drinks.
Some of these apply numbers (1 cause it has happend):+ (7if female and
better looking with clothes off than on):P and number 8 because its true.
Mostly I fish for the fun of it and I will not take it to seriously.I
need a partner who can fish and who doesnt have thin skin.One who can
and does laugh at self and at me and others cause lets face it some
funny stuff happens out there.Also being able to have fun poked at him
or her is a asset.One who can offer a educated theary and at the same
time beable to grin and bare it when I tell them no my way is the only way.I am far from the perfect partner.
In my own defense I do take the responsibility of not catching fish
if I dont follow your ideas.Also I can compete with just about anybody out there(tooting my own horn)and the best part is I just love to fish.
thanks as always: Scooter:)
Please post replys and gripes (lol)