Dodge1
02-19-2002, 05:21 AM
Possibly the Very Best Chicken Joke Yet:
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is leaning against the headboard, a satisfied smile on its face.
The egg, looking a bit irritated, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
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Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette inherit the family ranch.
Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In
order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase
a bull so that they can breed their own stock.
The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 dollars
out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale. Upon
leaving, she tells her sister, ''When I get there, if I decide to buy the
bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.''
The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides
she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no
less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister
a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and
says, ''I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought
a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pick-up truck
and drive out here so we can haul it home.'' The telegraph operator
explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, ''It's just 99 cents a word.''
Well, with only $1 left after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes
that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After thinking fora
few minutes, she nods, and says, ''I want you to send her the word,
'comfortable.''' The telegraph operator shakes his head. ''How is she ever
going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pick-up truck
and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the
word, “comfortable”?
The brunette explains, ''My sister's blonde. She'll read it slow.''
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is leaning against the headboard, a satisfied smile on its face.
The egg, looking a bit irritated, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
__________________________________________________ ________________
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette inherit the family ranch.
Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In
order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase
a bull so that they can breed their own stock.
The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 dollars
out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale. Upon
leaving, she tells her sister, ''When I get there, if I decide to buy the
bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.''
The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides
she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no
less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister
a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and
says, ''I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought
a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pick-up truck
and drive out here so we can haul it home.'' The telegraph operator
explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, ''It's just 99 cents a word.''
Well, with only $1 left after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes
that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After thinking fora
few minutes, she nods, and says, ''I want you to send her the word,
'comfortable.''' The telegraph operator shakes his head. ''How is she ever
going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pick-up truck
and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the
word, “comfortable”?
The brunette explains, ''My sister's blonde. She'll read it slow.''