swede sd
07-22-2006, 08:43 AM
Ole and Lars were on their very first train ride. They brought along bananas for lunch. Just as they beban to peel them, the train entered a long dark tunnel. "Have you eaten your banana yet?" Ole asked excitedly. "No," replied Lars. "Vell, don't do it" exclaimed Ole, " I yust took vun bite and vent blind"!
Dat was a good one by golly.
Ivy
Sven stopped by Ole's, and noticed a bad smell...
"Oh, Ole, dat is sum stvink going on."
Ole says, "yah, my dog died dvu veeks ago, and I vant to bury him, but ve left da gut book back in da old country, and I don't know da verds..."
Sven says, "I know da verds, lets go bury dat poor dog."
...so they went out with the shovel to dig the grave... and... Sven grabs the dog by the tail, holds it up high and says...
"In da name of da Vatter, da Son, and into da hole he goes!"
... and he lets go...
da dumm, dumm ;)
-Box
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