A little humor here. (PG13)

[AquaMan]

A young couple, just married was in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As Emma undressed for bed, the husband tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here put these on."

She said "What?"

He said "Put these on."

She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants", she said.

"That's right!" said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in the family!"

With that, she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."

He tried them on, and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecap. He said "#####,I can't get into your panties."

She said, "That's right and that's the way its going to be until your attitude changes!"

;-)

AquaMan~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Just turning cash into water!

[Tom]

Cute.




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[stevefellegy]

I give up....second day in row my favorite ex-wife haunts me on Walleye Central. Geezz....lol

[dkooser]

WOW! And I thought AquaMan was a man. Wow! Learn something every day. LOL

[Fishin-pox]

Good humor alright,always feels good to laugh every now and again.Reminds me of a true life situation from a few years ago,some of my buddies and I were out partying at a bar that had live music a goin on,and one of my buddies,Pat is his name,spotted a young lady sittin at a table with some of her girl friends and soon asked her to dance and she accepted,as we all kept a drinkin beer Pat kept on askin her to dance, pretty soon pat says to us guys,"I think she likes me"and the next time I get her out on the dance floor I"m going to tell her I"d like to get in her pants,Well in the middle of the next dance pat comes off the dance floor with a red face and an embarrassed look,We said what happened stud? He said I ask her what she'd say if I told her I'd like to get in her pants and she said no thanks I already got one A--hole in there.-----------Remember Fishin is the most fun you can have with your clothes still on-----