mac
03-11-2002, 10:16 AM
The old thread was great, but was taking so long to load.
Life is too short for grief... or regret... or
bull##. - Edward Abbey
Permission to fish
>
> Four married guys went fishing. After an hour, the following
> conversation took place:
>
> First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
> fishing this
> weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the
> house next weekend!!"
>
> Second guy: "That's nothing. I had to promise my wife that I will build
> her a new deck for the pool!!"
>
> Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife I will
> remodel the kitchen for her!!"
> They continue to fish, and then the three realize the fourth guy has
> not said a word.
>
> They ask, "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be
> able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
>
> Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I gave
> the wife a nudge and said,
> "Fishing or sex," and she said, "Wear a sweater."
>
mac
Life is too short for grief... or regret... or
bull##. - Edward Abbey
Permission to fish
>
> Four married guys went fishing. After an hour, the following
> conversation took place:
>
> First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
> fishing this
> weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the
> house next weekend!!"
>
> Second guy: "That's nothing. I had to promise my wife that I will build
> her a new deck for the pool!!"
>
> Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife I will
> remodel the kitchen for her!!"
> They continue to fish, and then the three realize the fourth guy has
> not said a word.
>
> They ask, "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be
> able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
>
> Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I gave
> the wife a nudge and said,
> "Fishing or sex," and she said, "Wear a sweater."
>
mac