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Gilligan
03-14-2002, 05:26 PM
Element Name: WOMANIUM
Symbol: WO
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)
Physical properties: Generally soft and round in form. Boils at nothing
and may freeze any time. Melts when treated properly.
Very bitter if not used well.
Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong
affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left
waiting.
Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food.
Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.
Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of
wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands!!!

Tom
03-14-2002, 05:41 PM
you forgot constant HOT FLASHES and HEADACHES




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WAeyes
03-14-2002, 06:00 PM
Isn't that the element "menopausium"? I believe it is actually a sub-element of the "womanium".

targa2
03-14-2002, 08:38 PM
It has been more recently discovered that they have many "quarks" as well!!

CANADIAN GUY
03-14-2002, 09:05 PM
Able to make the heart of the toughest guy flutter with a single stare and a smile.