Humor for today

[The Great Guide]

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,
"What are these Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are condoms, son....Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh, I see," replied the boy. "Yes, I heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." The boy notices a package of six and asks the dad, "Who are these for?" The dad replies, "Those are for college boys. "Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday". The boy then picks up a box of 12 and asks, 'Then who are these for?" With a sigh, the dad replies, Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March.........................

TGG

[Chuck Pederson MN]

A little girl asked her mommy why she was divorced from her daddy. Mom replied honey you don't need to know that. Then she asked mommy how much do you weigh? Mom told her some things are private. Then she asked OK how old are you then? Mom again replied a lady does not discuss such things. The little girl goes to school and her friend tells her to snoop in her purse and get the info from her drivers license because it is like a report card and show all kinds of personal info. She goes home and goes right to work on her snoop mission and goes to her mom and says I know you weigh 150 lbs and you are 36 yrs old and I even know why you are divorced from my dad you got an F in sex. Sorry about that soft water on the way soon I hope.