BlackSilver
04-11-2002, 11:41 AM
Bob, a middle-aged Canadian fisherman on his first time
in Minnesota won a tournament and decided to celebrate.
He locates the red light district and enters a large
brothel.
The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young
lady to entertain the client. They sit and talk,
frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she
sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps
and runs away!
Seeing this, the madam sends over a more experienced
lady to entertain the gentleman. They sit and talk,
frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she
sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she
screams, "No!" and walks quickly away!
The madam is surprised that this ordinary-looking man
has asked for something so outrageous that her two
girls will have nothing to do with it.
She decides that only her most experienced lady, Lola,
will do. Lola looks a bit tired, but she has never
said no and it doesn't seem likely that anything would
surprise her. So the madam sends her over to Bob.
They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit,
drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in
her ear and she screams, "NO WAY, BUDDY!" smacks him
as hard as she can and literally runs away!
Madam is by now absolutely intrigued, having seen
nothing like this in all her years of operating a
brothel. She hasn't done the bedroom work herself for
a long time, but she did it for many years before she
got into management. She's sure she has said yes at
one time or another to everything a man could possibly
ask for. The challenge is irresistible.
She just has to find out what this man has wanted that
has made her girls so angry. And she sees a chance she
can't pass up to show off to her employees how good
she was at what they do.
So, she goes over to Bob and says that she's the best
in the house and she is available. She sits and talks
with him. They frolic a bit, giggle a bit, drink a
little, and she sits in his lap. And Bob leans forward
and whispers in her ear, "Can I pay in Canadian dollars?"
in Minnesota won a tournament and decided to celebrate.
He locates the red light district and enters a large
brothel.
The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young
lady to entertain the client. They sit and talk,
frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she
sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps
and runs away!
Seeing this, the madam sends over a more experienced
lady to entertain the gentleman. They sit and talk,
frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she
sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she
screams, "No!" and walks quickly away!
The madam is surprised that this ordinary-looking man
has asked for something so outrageous that her two
girls will have nothing to do with it.
She decides that only her most experienced lady, Lola,
will do. Lola looks a bit tired, but she has never
said no and it doesn't seem likely that anything would
surprise her. So the madam sends her over to Bob.
They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit,
drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in
her ear and she screams, "NO WAY, BUDDY!" smacks him
as hard as she can and literally runs away!
Madam is by now absolutely intrigued, having seen
nothing like this in all her years of operating a
brothel. She hasn't done the bedroom work herself for
a long time, but she did it for many years before she
got into management. She's sure she has said yes at
one time or another to everything a man could possibly
ask for. The challenge is irresistible.
She just has to find out what this man has wanted that
has made her girls so angry. And she sees a chance she
can't pass up to show off to her employees how good
she was at what they do.
So, she goes over to Bob and says that she's the best
in the house and she is available. She sits and talks
with him. They frolic a bit, giggle a bit, drink a
little, and she sits in his lap. And Bob leans forward
and whispers in her ear, "Can I pay in Canadian dollars?"