bluelund
05-08-2002, 02:38 PM
HOW TO WASH THE CAT
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water.
Lift both the seat and lid.
3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards
the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close
both the seat and the lid (you may need to stand on the lid
so that he cannot escape).
CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge,
as his paws will be reaching out for anything they can find.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "powerwash
and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there
are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both
the lid and the seat.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside
where he will dry himself off.
Sincerely,
The DOG
Take care and good fishing,
Bob M
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water.
Lift both the seat and lid.
3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards
the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close
both the seat and the lid (you may need to stand on the lid
so that he cannot escape).
CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge,
as his paws will be reaching out for anything they can find.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "powerwash
and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there
are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both
the lid and the seat.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside
where he will dry himself off.
Sincerely,
The DOG
Take care and good fishing,
Bob M