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Hans
06-12-2000, 12:12 PM
Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there.

Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

Dihydrogen monoxide:
is also known as hydroxl acid, and is the major component of
acid rain.
contributes to the "greenhouse effect."
may cause severe burns.
contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of
automobile brakes.
has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

Contamination is reaching epidemic proportions!

Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in virtually every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage in the midwest, and recently California.

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

as an industrial solvent and coolant.
in nuclear power plants.
in the production of styrofoam.
as a fire retardant.
in many forms of cruel animal research.
in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing,
produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food
products.

Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal.

The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer! Some fish have been observed to be so dependent on this chemical that they die (sometimes within minutes) if the chemical is withdrawn from their environment.

The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance to the economic health of this nation." In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.

--
"There is nothing; absolutely nothing; half so much worth doing,
as simply messing about in boats." :-)

Think about this!
06-12-2000, 01:17 PM
We burn it every day even though it pollutes. We put it in our boats and it spills into the waterways. The vapors will cause you to get ill as well and its . We sit on top of gallons of it going to and from work and the lake every day. We even place our kids within feet of our gas tanks in our cars! Are you ready to do without gasoline though? By the way, milk is also considered a hazardous material in large quantities!

Hans
06-12-2000, 02:37 PM
Yeah, but there's a LOT more dihydrogen monoxide in the lakes than gasoline or milk. In one lake near me the mixture is nearly 100%! How would you like to fall into that in a careless moment?

Hans

--
"There is nothing; absolutely nothing; half so much worth doing,
as simply messing about in boats." :-)

TJ(wi)
06-12-2000, 02:47 PM
Di=two
Mono=one
Two Hydrogens, One Oxygen, Hmmmmmmmmmmmm....
Sounds like water to me???? Good 'ol H20

Neal/CO
06-12-2000, 03:21 PM
This kind of reminds me of the old George Carlin joke, that Harvard medical researchers have concluded that saliva cause stomach cancer.

Kevin A
06-12-2000, 04:04 PM
here's a Material Safety Data Sheet....stuff is bad news. Add some to acids and it reacts violently. Dump some on pure sodium & look for a helmut. Combine hydrogen with oxygen and you get a spontaneous BOOM & the stuff flys everywhere. It dribbles out of your car's tailpipe...stuff's everywhere...can't get away from it!

#####://www.jtbaker.com/msds/w0600.htm

Don
06-12-2000, 06:22 PM
Okay, I'll bite. Why are there not dozens of people falling over for a dirt nap every weekend when I come back in to load at the ramp? All those on jet skis, water skiing etc should be dropping like flies. I suppose urine causes bladder cancer too.

Nope, no way man!
06-12-2000, 07:20 PM
It causes wet shorts on Football fans from other states!

Ha ha, good one Hans, oh no!! Dear God! Someone help me!!!! I just spilled my whole 32 oz cup of Dihydrogen Monoxide on my lap!!! Someone call me an ambulance!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chrism
06-12-2000, 09:16 PM
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,ha!!!!!! Good one!
I think you need to go tinker in your boat, Hans!
Keep it up!

Concerned
06-13-2000, 06:34 AM
Sounds like serious stuff. Its too bad we can't try harder to keep our enviro clean, if not for us then our kids. We've made some good strides in the last 30 years, hope we can do the same for the next 30. If one personal dies from pollution, thats one too many.

Fish-on
06-13-2000, 07:38 AM
What really sucks is that over 80 percent of my body is made up of this stuff!!!!

Guess that's what I get from fishing so much.

Jim O
06-13-2000, 08:13 AM
n/m

Ahhh,
06-13-2000, 08:43 AM
Ummm, your kidding, right Concerned?? I personally let my kids play in the stuff in a big porclain tub in our bathroom, and let them run and jump and yell in it in the lake near my house, which I believe is around 99% Dihydrogen Monoxide.

Concerned
06-13-2000, 08:48 AM
Yup

cmb
06-13-2000, 03:19 PM
my sister in law was able to get about 150 signatures on a petition to ban this stuff, all in one saturday afternoon at the mall. It was part of a project pointing out the fact that the general public is generaly ignorant about science and chemestry, and will believe alot at face value without even questioning it.

dkooser
06-13-2000, 03:50 PM
Oh #####, everything in excess will kill you anyway. Might as well just sit back on the patio with a large glass of ice water and enjoy those last few moments.

Ignorant?
06-13-2000, 05:10 PM
Ignorant? Ignorant? Naw, they is jest stoopid!

Pee esss, whut duz Ignorant meen?

bugtussle
06-14-2000, 06:32 AM
I believe the above description of water came from an 8th graders science project. We need more bright kids like that who refuse to buy in to all the junk science taught in our public schools today, but instead chooses to think independently.

Hans
06-14-2000, 06:38 AM
Uhhhhhh, excuse me, but your logic sucks. The public school, which you are so quick to slam, is the place he learned to think like that!

Hans

--
"There is nothing; absolutely nothing; half so much worth doing,
as simply messing about in boats." :-)

ufda
06-14-2000, 07:37 AM
Not the dihydrogen monoxide, but the humor. When I realized how I had been had I almost laughed myself sick! I was surprised when I started reading it that Hans (whose posts I read frequently) would write such a long article on a pollutant. I mean, I'm sure he is as concerned as the rest of us about our fisheries, but it seemed out of character for him. After I finally realized what was going on I realized it probably was completely in character <and I mean that in the nicest way Hans.
I have passed this on to many friends.
Thanks for a bright spot - I am never so tickled as when I have been had or when one of my pre-conceived ideas has been kicked off center.
Thanks again,
ufda

Gunga Din
06-14-2000, 08:56 AM
It got me too--I didn't realize it until the next day! Nice one, Hans. :)

larry g
06-15-2000, 03:03 AM
Lets hope they dont ban it. What would we make beer out of???