Sven and Ole Joke

[dkooser]

Ole and Sven were fishing when Sven pulled out a cigar but
didn't have a lighter so he asked Ole for a light.

"Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied and reached
into his tackle box and pulled out a 12-inch BIC lighter.

"Yumpin' Yiminy!" exclaimed Sven, "Vhere did ya get dat
monster??"

"Vell," replied Ole, "I got it from my Genie."

"You haff a genie?" Sven asked.

"You betcha, he's right here in my tackle box," said Ole.

"Could I see him?"

Ole opens the tackle box and up pops the genie.

Sven says, "Hey der, genie! I'm a good friend of your master,
Ole. Vill you grant me vun vish?"

"Yes I will", the genie said, so Sven asks him for a million
bucks and the genie hops back into the tackle box and leaves him
standing there waiting for his million bucks.

Suddenly the sky begins to darken and the sound of a million
ducks flying overhead is heard.

Sven yells at Ole, "I asked for a million Bucks, not a million
Ducks!"

Ole answers, "O Ya, I forgot to tell yew, da genie is hard of
hearing. Did you really tink I asked him for a 12-inch BIC?"

[Frankie Night Eyes]

What an absolutely stupid joke. I feel ripped off for having wasted my time reading it. You are no Henny Youngman!
Take my wife....please!

[BIG AL]

Keep your day job.....just kidding,good one.><> ><> ><>

[SLIPKNOT]

I thought it was pretty funny! Good job!

[Ya shure]

Ya, been dare dun dat..Ya..U betcha

[Kaz]

DK: I think I heard that one at their Pizza Palace in Grand Marais MN. one night. Their jokes were OK, BUT the Pizza was great! Love THEIR PIZZA....Kaz