Vikings dog

[Yagottobekidding]

Man goes into a bar, bringing a small mongrel dog.

The bartender says, "you can't come in here with a dog, get him out of here."

The man replies, "please mister, I'm from out of town and I watch the Vikings every game, Please, the
dog is well behaved and I promise he won't bother anyone. There is no other place I can take him."

The bartender relents, they are watching the Vikings and everything is quiet and the dog is well
behaved, bothering no one.

The cowboys set up for a field goal, they kick and make it. The dog suddenly becomes very excited,
jumps up on the bar, stands up on his hind legs, struts down the bar, giving everyone high five's.

The bartender is flabbergasted. He says "wow, I have never seen anything like that, that is an amazing
dog." "What does he do when the Vikiings make a touchdown?"

"Don't know", the guy replies, "I've only had him for two years."

[skor]

I can hardly stop laughing.

skor

[MIFISH]

Change the joke to the Detroit Lions and the guy has owned the dog for 10 years.

[Alias]

Good one Jeff

[Pub Warning]

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