"bass ackwards"

[legend]

Imagine my wife's surprise while sitting on the rail of the Lund, her rear exposed, relieving herself, and I steered a smallmouth over there and it jumped, splashing her derierre! Fortunately, she took it in good humor, but I wondered what might have happened if the bass had "hooked" her. What will she do to pay me back for this trick?
Regards.

[eyewinder]

I'd think a short burst from either the electric trolling motor or outboard while you're answering nature's call on a windy day should do it.

[lunker]

I would imagine it would be the last time you were even reasonably close to her derierre...for a long, long time. Hopefully the dog's house would be big enough for both of you.

[exnj]

Brings back the memory of the wife who was 7-8 months pregnant at the time when she got off the pontoon boat in Missouri to relieve in the woods and was chased out of there by a big black rat snake in a tree. She did not appreciate me laughing at the ordeal and in answer to your post.. the boy just turned 6 years old and she has never forgotten my laughing at the incident. Heads up from now until.....

[Ness]

I find it very unfair that you guys can just unzip, and piss over the side. And most of you are not shy about doing it no matter who's on the boat :-) Personally, I don't hang my bare butt off the side of anyone's
boat... too many fish with teeth out there. I'll
take to the snake filled woods with my hunting knife, thankyou....... Thank God this isn't grizzly country :-)

[Juls_WI]

That's a funny one...;-)

You do know they make a porta jon with a female adapter for only 5.99 right? No need to hang an *** over the side of the boat dontch'a know! It's only about 12" long, so it's easy to store.

You can order one from www.dicksmithslivebait.com if you can't find them in your area.

Juls

[MR.Pike]

Juls, Thanks for the visual. Ha Ha<:{{{{{<<( Mr.Pike
A.K.A. Little John

[fishy]

So, I was the owner of the derriere in the air when the bass looked up! Looks like hubby has invented a new sport. When fishing last nite, he was desparate to hook one whenever I was hanging over the side... We were imagining headlines! (Suggestions welcome)
Thanks for the tip on the $5.99 ladies portable urinal. I prefer the cold metal of the Lund's gunnels, freezing wind and stinging bite of the rain on my tender flesh. Makes me feel one with nature!
Thanks for the support, guys and gals. :)
Fishy