Backwater Eddy
01-28-2003, 06:33 PM
Ten top indicators that your employer has changed to a cheaper HMO
10. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
9. Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter
the trailer park."
8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
7. The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
6. The only item listed under Preventative Care coverage is "An apple a day."
5. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to the Salvation Army last month.
4. The statement saying, "The patient is responsible for 200% of all out-of-network-charges" is not a typo.
3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.
2. With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different colors, with little M's on them.
1. And the number 1 sign your healthcare provider is a "really cheap" HMO...is...You ask for Viagra; you get a Popsicle stick and duct tape.
:D
Ed "Backwater Eddy" Carlson...><sUMo>
"Backwater Guiding"
10. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
9. Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter
the trailer park."
8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
7. The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
6. The only item listed under Preventative Care coverage is "An apple a day."
5. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to the Salvation Army last month.
4. The statement saying, "The patient is responsible for 200% of all out-of-network-charges" is not a typo.
3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.
2. With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different colors, with little M's on them.
1. And the number 1 sign your healthcare provider is a "really cheap" HMO...is...You ask for Viagra; you get a Popsicle stick and duct tape.
:D
Ed "Backwater Eddy" Carlson...><sUMo>
"Backwater Guiding"