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sevenmmm
02-24-2003, 07:51 AM
Just got a blip on the morning news that the US Army is using live chickens as warning device should they be attacked with biochemical agents.

Guess a dead chicken will mean the soldiers better put their suits on!

So my point about saving the chickens? After we have rounded up Saddam, and his entourage, all these chemical-laced chickens (THEY KILLED) ought to be saved and served for their last meal!

GR8WTHUNTER
02-24-2003, 09:37 AM
Sounds like a good idea. I remember stories about deep mines using birds in cages to detect gas leaks. If the bird is dead you got the h--- out of the mine. I like your suggestion about the last meal. Rich

Doomsayer
02-24-2003, 10:48 AM
Hmmm ... if you don't have your chem suit and gas mask on by the time you see a chicken flopping around on the ground ... just bend over and kiss your butt bye-bye.

sevenmmm
02-24-2003, 04:51 PM
Prolly true....

Just wanted to steal the 'save the chickens' theme from the animal rightists.

Funny to think of it, our soldiers serving sun-baked, chemical-spiced chickens to Saddam - on that long shiny table of his!:-)

But Of Course It Will Never Happen!