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GENETRON
03-02-2003, 02:49 PM
ON MY RECENT TRIP TO CALIFORNIA ONE OF MY OFFSHORE FISHING BUDDIES INVITED ME TO HIS COPPER WIRE FACTORY TO SEE HOW THEY MADE COPPER WIRE FOR OFFSHORE FISHING. I WAS AMAZED WHEN I WENT THERE TO SEE HOW IT WAS DONE. QUITE EASY ACTUALLY. ALL THEY HAD WAS TWO ATTORNEYS PULLING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS ON A PENNY. DICK KNUTSON GENETRON

Gilligan
03-02-2003, 03:20 PM
LOL!!! Must have been the diameter of a human hair.

creekcritter
03-02-2003, 06:57 PM
hope the company I work at Osram, where I make copper wire does not hire them two or I will be out of a job!

rock2me
03-02-2003, 07:29 PM
So I know Democrat was on one end, who was on the other... :+

Democrat
03-02-2003, 11:17 PM
What do you think I am, a cheap lawyer who works for pennies? For your information, I worked in the nickel wire factory.

chrism
03-02-2003, 11:19 PM
Nickel???
Cool...can I get some nickel wire for my bouncers???? The shine will attract for sure!
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Democrat
03-02-2003, 11:21 PM
Anyway, one bad joke deserves another. A convention goer approached an attractive young lady in the hotel lobby and asked her if she would spend the night in his room for $10,000. After she agreed, he asked her if she would do it for $20. She indignantly replied, "What do you think I am?" The convention goer responded, "We've already established that. Now we're just haggling over the price."

rock2me
03-03-2003, 01:42 AM
Always liked that one too.