My Evil Fishing Partner

[Nate W.]

Ever want to kill your fishing partner? A couple weeks ago I finally met the owner the lodge we're going to in Ontario this summer. I sent her an e-mail with a few questions about the lodge, she replied and I forwarded it to my buddy. My buddy sends her this e-mail back:

"I see you have had correspondence with Nate and even met his wife, well
at least that is what he has been calling her. In reality she is his
nurse when he is able to travel. You see, Nate has some problems that
he has refused to face. I am sure you have better things to do other
than worry about the patrons that will be coming through your camp this
summer, but I think you should know a few things regarding Nate.
He is sometimes delusional and his previous stay at the mental hospital
and subsequent "accidental" over medication has not really helped his
schizophrenia. We are really hoping that he is well enough to make the
trip with us.
At any rate you may want to watch what information you send to him.
For sure do not
mention anything to do with the fishing pressure on any of the nearby
bays. He is extremely sensitive to bad news regarding our pending
fishing trip. Just thought you should know."

Great. He's going to get us kicked out before we even get there. I'm open to suggestions on how I should get back at him. I was thinking about dropping a few leeches into his omlette when we get up there, but that would mean I have to wait until July.

[Mac]

If you got a copy of his e-mail then she must still be corresponding with you. Explain how he is a joker and ask her to help you get revenge. Tell her to send an e-mail back to your buddy thanking him for the warning and how she is giving your group's reservation to another group because she doesn't want to upset the other guests. Get the other guys in on it and let him stew for a while.

[Nate W.]

Good Idea! He was the one who sent me a copy of what he sent her, but I just might follow your advice....

[jlbbass]

a blow up doll ought to do the trick,,,provided its put in the right place at the right time

[Gilligan]

I take pride in coming up with the best paybacks on practical jokers, especially fishing partners. I may be awake all nite scheeming. Several that come to mind, when you arrive at your camp distract him while buddies remove all or part of his gear and let him think he forgot it. Get into his clothes and remove all clean underware, by the 2nd day of fishing he will be ready to go home! Mix Nair Hair remover into his sunscreen. Empty contents of his tackle box and let him discover the empty box in the middle of the lake. If you are traveling in more than one vehicle and if you have some good natured border guards and customs aren't too crowded, see if lead vehicle can set up a shake down of your partner.

[Juls_WI]

LMAO...this is too funny! I think Mac has the right idea here. Go for it! ;-)

Juls

[No Fish]

Dear Nate, After eating my share of leeches, minnows and nightcrawlers over the years, i've found that leeches are by far the best eating .If you make a leech omelett you will have a friend for life and be voted the permanent cook. Good luck, No Fish