Glassman
01-25-2001, 09:19 AM
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it)
A pigs orgasm last 30 minutes (In my next life I want to be a pig)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
(i am still not over the pig)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death (Creepy)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attatched to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the......")
Some lions mate over 50 times a day (I still want to be the pig in my next life. Quality over quantity.)
Butterflies taste their own feet. (something I always wanted to know)
Elephants are the only animal that can't jump (So that's a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a blacklight. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (I know people like that.)
Starfish have no brains. (I know people like that too.)
Polar bears are left hands. (who knew...? Who cares...?)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about the pig?)
(Hardly seems worth it)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it)
A pigs orgasm last 30 minutes (In my next life I want to be a pig)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
(i am still not over the pig)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death (Creepy)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attatched to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the......")
Some lions mate over 50 times a day (I still want to be the pig in my next life. Quality over quantity.)
Butterflies taste their own feet. (something I always wanted to know)
Elephants are the only animal that can't jump (So that's a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a blacklight. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (I know people like that.)
Starfish have no brains. (I know people like that too.)
Polar bears are left hands. (who knew...? Who cares...?)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about the pig?)