Don..SD
01-30-2001, 07:08 AM
Dec. 8 6pm It's started to snow. The first of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat by the window watching the soft flakes drift down all over the area. It was BEAUTIFUL!!!
DEC 9 We awoke to a big beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering the landscape. What a fantastic sight!! Every tree and shrub covered covered with a beautiful white mantle. I shoveled snow for the first time in years and loved it. I did both our driveways and our side walk. Later the snow plow came along and covered up our sidewalk with compacted snow from the street so I shoveled again.
Dec. 12 The sun has melted all out lovely snow. Oh well, I'm sure we will get some more before the lovely winter is thriugh.
Dec. 14 It snowed 8 inches last night and the temperature dropped 20 degrees below zero. Shoveled the driveway again and the snowplow came by and did it's trick again.
Dec. 15 Sold my van and bought a 4 X 4 blazer so I can drive in the snow. Brought snow tires for the wifes car.
Dec. 16 Fell on my a** on the driveway. All that was hurt was was my feelings.
Dec. 17 Still cold (below zero in the a.m.) and icy roads make for very tought driving.
Dec. 20 Had another 20 inches of the white sh*t last night. More shoveling in store for me today. That godd*m snowplow came by twice.
Dec 22 We are assured of a white Christman because 13 more inches of the white sh*t fell today, and with this freezing weather it won't melt till August. Got all dressed up to go out and shovel (boots, jump suit, heavy jacket, scarf, gloves, ect.) and then I got the urge to pee.!!
Dec. 23 I was going to go ice fishing today but my minnows froze.
Dec. 24 If I ever catch that son-a-bit*h that drives that snow plow, I'll drag him through the snow by his balls. I think he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish shoveling and then comes down the street 100 miles an hour and throws snow all over what used to be my lawn.
Dec. 25 MERRY CHRISTMAS! They predicted 20 more inches of the Fu**ing white stuff tonight. Do they know how many shovels full of snow 20 inches is.?? To ##### with santa, he doesn't have to shovel that white stuff. The snow plow driver came by asking for donations, I hit him over the head with the shovel.
Dec. 26 We got 28 more inches and then some. I must be going snow blind or have severe case of cabin fever because the wife is looking good to me.
Dec. 27 The toilet frove. If you go outside don't eat the brown stuff.
Dec. 28 I set fire to the house, Now the white crap won't cling the the roof anymore.!!!
DEC 9 We awoke to a big beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering the landscape. What a fantastic sight!! Every tree and shrub covered covered with a beautiful white mantle. I shoveled snow for the first time in years and loved it. I did both our driveways and our side walk. Later the snow plow came along and covered up our sidewalk with compacted snow from the street so I shoveled again.
Dec. 12 The sun has melted all out lovely snow. Oh well, I'm sure we will get some more before the lovely winter is thriugh.
Dec. 14 It snowed 8 inches last night and the temperature dropped 20 degrees below zero. Shoveled the driveway again and the snowplow came by and did it's trick again.
Dec. 15 Sold my van and bought a 4 X 4 blazer so I can drive in the snow. Brought snow tires for the wifes car.
Dec. 16 Fell on my a** on the driveway. All that was hurt was was my feelings.
Dec. 17 Still cold (below zero in the a.m.) and icy roads make for very tought driving.
Dec. 20 Had another 20 inches of the white sh*t last night. More shoveling in store for me today. That godd*m snowplow came by twice.
Dec 22 We are assured of a white Christman because 13 more inches of the white sh*t fell today, and with this freezing weather it won't melt till August. Got all dressed up to go out and shovel (boots, jump suit, heavy jacket, scarf, gloves, ect.) and then I got the urge to pee.!!
Dec. 23 I was going to go ice fishing today but my minnows froze.
Dec. 24 If I ever catch that son-a-bit*h that drives that snow plow, I'll drag him through the snow by his balls. I think he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish shoveling and then comes down the street 100 miles an hour and throws snow all over what used to be my lawn.
Dec. 25 MERRY CHRISTMAS! They predicted 20 more inches of the Fu**ing white stuff tonight. Do they know how many shovels full of snow 20 inches is.?? To ##### with santa, he doesn't have to shovel that white stuff. The snow plow driver came by asking for donations, I hit him over the head with the shovel.
Dec. 26 We got 28 more inches and then some. I must be going snow blind or have severe case of cabin fever because the wife is looking good to me.
Dec. 27 The toilet frove. If you go outside don't eat the brown stuff.
Dec. 28 I set fire to the house, Now the white crap won't cling the the roof anymore.!!!