Scott
02-02-2001, 10:04 AM
> Did you hear that Red McCombs might move the team to the Phillipines?
> They'd be called the Manilla Folders...
>
> Denny Green will no longer let the team eat cereal before a game. Why?
> Because they choke when they get near a bowl...
>
> How many Minnesota Vikings does it take to change a tire? Just one.
> (Unless it's a blowout, in which case it takes the entire team...)
>
> Did you hear that Iowa wants an NFL franchise? They'll never get one,
> otherwise, Minnesota would want one too...
>
> A season ticket holder for the Vikings forgot his four tickets on the
> dashboard of his car. The car got broken into. When he came back, he
> found
> four more!
>
> What are the odds of a new stadium being built for the Vikings? 41-0.
> They'd be called the Manilla Folders...
>
> Denny Green will no longer let the team eat cereal before a game. Why?
> Because they choke when they get near a bowl...
>
> How many Minnesota Vikings does it take to change a tire? Just one.
> (Unless it's a blowout, in which case it takes the entire team...)
>
> Did you hear that Iowa wants an NFL franchise? They'll never get one,
> otherwise, Minnesota would want one too...
>
> A season ticket holder for the Vikings forgot his four tickets on the
> dashboard of his car. The car got broken into. When he came back, he
> found
> four more!
>
> What are the odds of a new stadium being built for the Vikings? 41-0.