WINTER BLAHS FODDER

[buzzer IA]

At a recent press conference, newly elected George W. Bush was asked if he knew about the ROE VS WADE issue..
George W. thought for a minute and then said," Why yes..That was the decision that George Washington had to make before he crossed the Deleware!!"
B.S. News Service

[heheehehehe]

Wasn't Al Gore there. I believe he was George Washingtons boss and I also think Al named the river

[Chad]

I heard that G.W. hasn't watched TV since moving to the White House. Slick Willy took the satelite.

[hehehheh]

It's probably the only thing that can pick up all them thar pron
programs

[Frank from TBay]

George W went against long standing tradition which is to meet withe the Canadian PM when the new President gets in Office. He met with the Mexican President. I hope this isn't a sign of things to come. I love the previous humour. Wonder if it's true?
George was caught during the election by a Canadian Comedy show masquarading a real reporters. George did not know who the PM of Canada was.......Scary

[Marken]

G.W. was so impressed with the Electoral College that he wants to build them a new stadium.

[Dutchman]

I heard he's buying new uniforms for the football team.. :)