A warning to all men who go to bars.,..............

[Scott]

Please READ THIS, IT'S VERY IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS

Men,
Be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offered from a strange girl while at a club/bar.

There is a new drug that is in liquid form.* The drug is now being used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to induce their male victims to have sex with them.* The shocking news is that the drug is available virtually anywhere?

It goes by the street name. . . .* "BEER!"

All girls have to do is buy one "Beer," or two, for almost any guy, and then simply ask the guy home to have "no-strings-attached Sex".
As we all know, men are usually rendered literally helpless against such tactics!

Please! Forward this to everyone you know... Help save a fellow man!

[Joe]

This drug is not new. It has helped ugly people have sex for years.

[AquaMan]

I think I broke a rib when I fell on the floor!

Nice out Joe!

AquaMan~~~~~~~~~~~~~

--- "It all begins and ends at the water's edge"

[sib]

lmao joe! that beer is powerful stuff, because it also has the power to make pretty people real ugly.

"go outside and paly"
sib

[GoWyo]

My mama always told me that it starts with beer but it always leads to the hard stuff, stay away from these women pretty soon they will be coaxing you with Whiskey and Tequila and then your screwed (no pun intended)

[Boatnut]

Reminds me of that ol' country tune "They all look better at closing time" !
Mike(boatnut)

[JETHRO]

Go home at two with a 10. Wake up at ten with a 2.

[How Very True]

" A man has to know his limitations". I like your saying sib.

[Buckeye]

I completely disagree with the beer being a bad thing. When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
Ben Franklin once said "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
I think this same subject has come up on the Canada board. Cabin fever must be getting really bad.................



"Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol."

[Ex NRA Member]

This is sounding more like "Guns do not kill people....People do" You should get a hold of Chuck and do his writing for him Buckeye. You are a natural.

[Rough Guy]

Rough Guy never went home with a ten, but once went home with two 5's...that should count for something.

[Roger Mayer]

What's the difference between a mutt and a fox?

A dozen beer.

Roger.

[Ness]

And you survived it! I'm impressed :-) Good thing, it was only a 5 and a 5. If that had been a 7 and a 9 or a 6 and a 8, you'd never have made it... Anything over ten is an overdose...

[chadk66]

As one of my canadian friends always said- when your out on the town you have two choices, you can drink her pretty or go ugly early, it's your choice.

[Eye Catcher]

Never went to bed with an ugly women yet.
But I woke up with quit a few.

[Hans]

In a University experiment we determined that beer contains female hormones.

We had 10 healthy men between the age of 25 and 35 each drink a 12-pack of beer. After consuming the beer, they all showed definite female tendencies.

10 of the 10 could no longer properly drive a car.

10 of the 10 could not seem to quit talking, and their conversations didn't make much sense.

9 of the 10 could no longer perform simple mathematical computations.

8 of the 10 could not pass simple reasoning tests.

9 of the 10 fell asleep when a football game was shown on TV.

[anybody know]

Know how to change a fox into a pit bull? Marry her!!!:0

[Canadian Red Neck]

"What goes on out of town stays out of town" is a saying as well. It's a code of ethics among Construction workers that antics by the boys are never discussed in mixed company.

[Canadian Red Neck]

Hans buddy.......you're on a slippery slope with that post.

[ranger1]

They say, "all the girls get prettier at closing time"!!! Just remember not to remove your beer goggles in the morning!!

[Chuck]

Thanks for the warning Scott
(Is that the same stuff that ive been paying $2.50 a glass for?)
I have been prity lucky hasn't happened to me yet but I will be ready for it now

[Scott]

17 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK...

1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
4. Employees tell management what they think not what management wants to hear.
5. It encourages car pooling.
6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
8. It makes fellow employees look better.
9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are
wasted.
11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.
13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunchbreak.
15. Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked.
16. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
17. Sitting "Bare #####" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as"gross."

[Mean Mike]

number 15 would not be an incentive for me.

[C/B]

I know some tournament fishermen who say that,too!

[Rough Guy]

Rough Guy want to know if Ness has had an overdose or two...Sound experienced.

[Buckeye]

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I did not drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself,
"It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true thanbe selfish and worry about my liver."

[drunk]

A day without a buzz is a day that never was.

[BuckeyeBeer]

Is that like the saying,


"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time."??