Joe
02-14-2001, 10:10 AM
Kudzo is green
my dog's name is Blue
And I'm so lucky
to have a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like cornsilk
A-flapping in the breeze.
Softer than Blues's
andwithout all them fleas.
You move like a bass,
which excites me in May.
You ain't got no scales
but I love you anyways.
When you hold me real tight
like a padded gun rack.
My life's is complete
Ain't nuttin I lack.
Yore as graceful as okry
Jista-dancin in the pan.
Yore as fragrant as Sundrop
Right outa the can.
Like a good roll of duct tape
yore there fer yer man.
To patch up life's troubles
and stick 'em in a can.
Cut from the best pattern
like a flannel shirt of plaid,
you spark up my life
like a rattletrap shad.
Some men git roses
on that special day,
from the cooler at Kroger's
"That's impressive" I say.
Some men buyfine diamonds
from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever."
They explain, suave and couth.
But for this man, honey,
these will not do.
For you are too special
you sweet thang you.
I got you a gift
without taste nor odor,
better than diamonds
It's a new trolling motor.
my dog's name is Blue
And I'm so lucky
to have a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like cornsilk
A-flapping in the breeze.
Softer than Blues's
andwithout all them fleas.
You move like a bass,
which excites me in May.
You ain't got no scales
but I love you anyways.
When you hold me real tight
like a padded gun rack.
My life's is complete
Ain't nuttin I lack.
Yore as graceful as okry
Jista-dancin in the pan.
Yore as fragrant as Sundrop
Right outa the can.
Like a good roll of duct tape
yore there fer yer man.
To patch up life's troubles
and stick 'em in a can.
Cut from the best pattern
like a flannel shirt of plaid,
you spark up my life
like a rattletrap shad.
Some men git roses
on that special day,
from the cooler at Kroger's
"That's impressive" I say.
Some men buyfine diamonds
from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever."
They explain, suave and couth.
But for this man, honey,
these will not do.
For you are too special
you sweet thang you.
I got you a gift
without taste nor odor,
better than diamonds
It's a new trolling motor.