PDA

View Full Version : Black Box tells all


Hans
03-14-2001, 12:47 PM
The National Marine Safety Board recently divulged a highly secret plan they had funded with the US boat makers for the past five years. The NMSB covertly funded a project whereby the boat makers were installing black boxes in all classes of recreational boats in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the accident. Boats were divided into several classes and subclasses, based on the most common usage of a particular model, like pulling skiers, racing, fishing, etc.

They were surprised to find in 44 of the 45 classes/subclasses the last words of boaters in 61.2% of fatal crashes were, "Oh, S-H-I-T!"

Only the subclass "Fishing (Bass)" was different, where 89.3% of the final words were, "Hey Y'all, watch this!"













Hans

--
"I long for the dear old lakeshore, where I dreamed my youth away;
for a dreamer lives forever, and a toiler dies in a day.
From the sleepless thoughts endeavor, I would go where the children play;
For a dreamer lives forever, And a thinker dies in a day."

THUMPER
03-14-2001, 01:29 PM
Our CSIS (Canadian) did one as well in conjuction with the American study. Here the last words were........Could you pass me another beer eh.

bob oh
03-14-2001, 01:32 PM
Yer bad Hans, really bad :-)
Bob

mlc
03-14-2001, 02:10 PM
Hans, you mussta been a sub sailor! Maybe a bosun's mate on a black iron carrier?

Take care and good fishing

mlc

FJH1
03-14-2001, 03:04 PM
Hans, you crack me up. LOL.

Best Regards,

FJH

River_eye
03-14-2001, 03:07 PM
LAST EDITED ON Mar-14-01 AT 05:08PM (CST)[p]:D That's great!!!

River eye

Hans
03-14-2001, 06:03 PM
Nope, retired Master Chief Radioman, mostly on rompin' stompin' destroyers.

Hans

SeaCat
03-14-2001, 06:34 PM
Can we get some open water here real, real soon? Please! Please! Please! Some of just might not make it through the winter. :-)

Kaz
03-15-2001, 06:19 AM
Has: Do I see TiO2 here???? Spring is all most here. I can't wait either.

Kaz
03-15-2001, 06:22 AM
Hans: Sorry I did't get the "N" in your name. Typing to fast.

RANGER
03-15-2001, 07:51 AM
Hans,

GOOD ONE!! Needed that today. Thanks!


RANGER


"KEEP YOUR LINES WET, YOUR POWDER DRY and THE BEER COLD"

Hans
03-15-2001, 08:15 AM
TiO2? I sure hope so, and SOON! At least some bare skin to put smear it on would be nice to see.

Hans

RANGER
03-15-2001, 08:15 AM
Hans,

I heard that the report and experiment extend to PWC drivers'? I understand that in 91.2% of the fatalities the last words were, "'Yo, Dude! Check it out! Only 2.5% were recorded saying, "'Yo, what's up with you, Dude? You got a problem??" Second voice on tape, "Yeah, you little as_____!" Tape ends.


RANGER


"KEEP YOUR LINES WET, YOUR POWDER DRY and THE BEER COLD"

rvvrrat
03-15-2001, 08:15 AM
LMAO!! On a hot day they are great entertainment from the deck with a frosty...vrrroooooommmmmm....(3 minutes)....vrrrooooommmm

RANGER
03-15-2001, 08:24 AM
Then again, it may have been: speaking to themself, "Oh, Sh_t! Dam man, I never thought a sled could move so f'n fa............!" High pitched PROPELLER rpm noise........Tape ends!


RANGER


"KEEP YOUR LINES WET, YOUR POWDER DRY and THE BEER COLD"