Catch 37, MG, Plumberboy - Lake Erie report for you!

[Techcampus Walleye]

Hey nitz! I caught fish where we were two years ago. We were running them baits we got from Boomer-Rang and Butt-Boy last year and running them back about the distance from my driveway to the entrance to the firehouse.

Rubberneck was fishing the reef that has the same name has my mothers maiden name. Different colors of the same bait. The hot color was the same has the color of the fire marshalls truck and also the Griswold's station wagon. Boat speed was about as slow as the johnson's mule up the road. Hope this helps, keep me posted and keep this talk off the radio -- Nitz!

[You hoser!!!]

Hey thanks for the help -Remind me not to share anything with you either.

[Tom]

JERK, Hope you never need help.

[Techcampus Walleye]

If either of you go by the name of Catch 37, MG or Plumberboy than the information wasn't for you. Don't like the message don't waste your time resonding -- Jerky.

Jerky Boy

[Why not E-mail]

If you're not going to share info with all, why not send E-mail??

[Techcampus Walleye]

I normally would use e-mail. However, two of the three had some problems the past couple of days with e-mail. I don't see how it could have offended you if: 1. It wasn't addressed to you on the subject line, 2. Contained information you most likely didn't understand, 3. Contained no derogatory remarks towards you or anyone else. How is this message any different then someone not sharing specific information on several of the other post posted here. Its not. Look at Steve Miljat's message in the fishing reports page. The difference is my information was for specific individuals. I understand this board and the (3)people who needed to get the information from my message got it!! Take a pill.

[eyewinder]

Techcampus Walleye: Be sure to call me by noon to claim your check for $1,000,000 -- please call while I'm at my desk, and use the extension (you know the number) reserved for personal calls. Congratulations! eyewinder

[Eye Trap]

Hey Tech!! You must be a real PRO!!! Sure was glad to read all the great information you had for all us "Nimrods". Next time send it encrypted!!! With guys like you giving out information on this page we might as well sell our computers!!! BUT HEY-Thanks again for all the good info and GOSH-YOU'RE GREAT!!!

[Techcampus Walleye]

Again, No need to get unhappy here. The message was for specific people. No one here called you a "Nimrod"(must be a self imposed assesment). Let the message and its contents go. Not all messages on the board are for you nor are they for you to understand. Your e-mail response dosen't work for you either. Thus, my re-post to you. Have a good trip next time out.

[Tom]

Hey Tech you are wrong.Read the top of this page it is a (public) Forum. What you did is very rude. Call you special friends, don't leave that kind of crap on here. As you said, keep if off the radio, keep it off here too. Think about it.

[Techcampus Walleye]

Tom, you too are wrong. You are right it is public and therefor I can post here too. It is funny the few guys that have responded thought it was a funny joke on "talking in code". When I e-mailed them back most responded "I am still chuckling". What is rude is the fact the subject line dosen't contain anything for you other than Lake Erie. These other individuals are public people. What about messaages to DEN or Swat1 on the fishing Reports board?? Are those wrong now because it is Public and you weren't included? Get over it. You haven't seen rude yet.

[Tom]

We all learn from the posts from DEN, Swat1, or Rew. We learn nothing from your post other than you being a (Richard) Head

[Techcampus Walleye]

You are too funny and too serious!!! E-mail me and we'll talk. There were people who learned from my message. Remember, I gave you a mouthful.

[Eyeball]

Holy s**t! The guys that fish Erie are a little touchy. If you don't like the report, don't read it. I like the way he wrote it and I'm going to start writing mine that way (that's if I ever catch any fish to write about). Quit crying and go find your own fish. For Eye Trap, if you bought a computer to find fish, you might as well sell your boat, not your computer.

[FJH1]

Hey Techcampus, I remember your posts from last year and I always got a kick out of them. Personally I have absolutely no problem with your post and I enjoy reading them (even if I have no clue as to what you are talking about). There is a local tournament series that we fish and occasionally the boats are pretty close. It's a "good old boys" tournament and boats talk to one another to some extent. We share pre-fishing info with one other team and it would be fun to develop a code like yours to mess with the others. Anyway, I hope to read more of your code.

Best Regards,

FJH

[Plumberboy]

Thanks Tech tryed the system again and found it still working strong. One thing, I was running them back the same length as the flagpole at the courthouse. The color you refered to was alright but I tried that new bait that was sent from the factory, and doubled the catch rate. Big SOWS!

[Catch 37]

Thanks dude for the tip. Used it this afternoon on the big pond and it worked like a charm. One thing, I used that color we liked three years ago, the one that is the color of the streaks in papa's undershorts. I ran them back about as far as it is from my porch to your exwifes house, only with better results. Speed was critical. They wanted it faster today. About as fast as Nana after eating a prune pie.

[HYC]

Hey Tom and Eye Trap, I think you guys need to calm down. I read this has humor. Perhaps between friends, but after reading Tech's responses I have to agree with him. The only rude thing here is your unwillingness to ignore a message or discard it and then call the guy a richard. The only Richard Head here is you!!!! Relax I am sure the guy was communicating with friends. I laughed at the initial message and you should too or ignore it.

[Lowe Boy]

Relax, guys by getting mad you're doing just what they want you to do. I think I've got there presentation figured out, I just need to measure that **** flag pole. lol

[WalliMG]

Listen sizzlechest this guy tech can catch eye's. I mean big eyes! I met him over in Saginaw Bay at the hot dog stand. He like footlongs plain. With little wrinkles. But the nitz trolling pattern he uses works! Ya know he cant see so well and his *** is killin him from watchin boards, the lazer treatment didnt go so well. But after his 10th DWI drivin his sidecar into them people, well u know us fisherman like to have a few. But he does not even drink. I think it was all the mountain dew and the ice cream and the pickz sticks, wow this gut was flying. He once trolled for a week and a half with never getting out of the boat. Ya know were good like that. Now he is sueing of damages to his feelings. So lighten up on Tech!!!

Keep the faith - let the big ones go (unless you real hungry! )

[JOHN D]

CHARTER CAPT'S DONT TELL YOU ANYTHING IF THEY DID
ALL THE BOATS ON THE LAKE MOVE IN AND IT IS HARD TO RUN BOARDS WITH 100 BOATS UP YOUR BUTT. FIND YOUR OWN FISH ITS NOT THAT HARD. CHARTER BOATS WORK HARD TO FIND FISH

[Plumberboy]

Your wrong on three things, there WalliMG. First of all he's on his thirteenth DWI. Second it wasn't pickz sticks it was pop rocks. And third and maybe not final, Fruitcake, he was out there trolling for one week, four days, three hours, thirty-two minutes and some odd seconds. I should know I had to bring the hammerhead gas twice. Just to set the facts straight.

P.S. he does like the footlong hotdogs plain, but he likes to work the wrinkles out first.

P.s.s. By the way I can't for the life of me remember the color of the streaks in grandpas shorts. Was it the yellow steak in front or the brown streak in back(because you know thats how he remembered how to put them on in the morning.) Or was it the green streak where the to met in the middle?

Happy trollin
Plumberboy

[CKRanger]

Tom, you've been hosed! I haven't laughed this hard in a month. Fishing the past few weeks must really be slow to put you in the kind of mood you're showing. Lighten up and enjoy the humor. You would have to pay big bucks for this many laughs in Vegas.

[Steve W.]

I don't know if there's a grain of truth in any of the above posts, but they're certainly entertaining. I almost fell off my chair on the last one.

[Techcampus Walleye]

Steve, several others have expressed your sentiments. The truth of the matter was the message was posted for a friend who has been ill to make him laugh and others too. He had access to the net but not his e-mail. Unfortunately, a very limited group saw it their duty to police the board. Good fishing to you!!

P.S. It is some Jerky Boys(Comedians) humor that we tease each other with. Nothing malicious ... just a joke.

[Keep um cummin back charters]

Ya I heard theses here dudes in Saginaw da hey. The rubberneck was on this gosh darn nitz pattern. Sizzle chest was talkin about pulling furniture from his shoot. Then some other guy was burned from the knees,legs,waist,chest,neck,head. But he still had hair? Ha kind of funny a. They were also talkin about blowin one guys fingers off with a firecracker the size of a T.P. roll, I was going to tell them that fireworks were illegal, but with just a nub now the guy probly would not be lightin to many more.

[Message to Tom]

Tom you should watch it! You hurt my feelings deeply! My name is really Richard Head. These outher guys the rubberneck, nitz and sizzlechest are kind of funny and mean no harm. But you hurt me. I grew up through school now had to hear it again. You are a nitz.

[Tom]

Once a Richard always a Richard.

[Techcampus Walleye]

Tom is entitled to his opinion of the first message and I respect that. Everyone else should too. I don't agree with being called a richard cranium. I laughed all day about it. The original message wasn't derogatory or malicious. Do we need to start this now? I shared with everyone why this message was posted. Most caught the humor in it and its purpose. Lets leave it at that and move on now and keep it clean please. How it was originally.

[Marble eye]

Tech you would not have this problem with plumberboy if he would wipe. (the color of grampa's stripes in his shorts)

[Amature's!]

Pop Rocks? Pixie Sticks? How third grade. For you Lake Huron people, that's one year before Graduation!!LOL;-)
Really now gentlemen, the real hard core among us eat brown sugar, right from the bag, by the pound!
then, wash it all down with Jolt Cola and Mountain dew, all mixed up. As for the Flag pole , makwe sure you measure it when there is a good and stiff blow going on (I mean the wind). And to settle the debate about granpas shorts, the color is from Wed nights after eatin beand and weenies and you blend the front stain and back stain to get the proper color.
;-)

[GetReel]

What a Hoot! Just checkin up on things as I just got back this AM from PWT and LOL so hard I woke up my 5yo then fell out of my chair reading this. Love the thread. If you dont get it dont read it and dont post negative vibes.

[Tyler Campbell]

I like that one!

[Tyler Campbell]

Aren't we a bit sensitive? I thought it was kind funny. Wasn't it meant that way to an extent? Shouldn't we all lighten up a bit? I think there are plenty of fish out there to be found, and that made me laugh after a pretty crappy day on the water myself.

Good fishin' to all!

[YUKONJACK]

You would think his was in the pwt? Don't give out any hot spots, LOL.. Can't we just get along?

[S. Allen]

Yeah, charter boats work hard to find fish....when they can't catch walleyes they start following the bass boat guys. Talk about crowders.

[Don]

Saying charter boats work hard to FIND fish is like saying Slick Willy works hard at marital fidelity. It is the same for both parties, they take the easiest way possible, a shortcut for their need, and don't worry about anyone else.

[deadeye nick]

Yo buddy stop being such a cry baby, I thought the message was funny! If you can't catch any eyes thats not anybody fault.
If you Can't hang with the big eyes Then stay home with the wife!!!!!!!!!
Oh and by the way they're hittin on old stinky underwear !!!!!!!! ha ha ha

[Sal Rosenberg]

Ya, say boys do you use foot longs on yourspinner rigs?