shifty
05-12-2001, 06:24 AM
A man was stopped by a Game Warden in northern Minnesota recently when he was leaving a well know lake with two buckets of fish. The Game Warden asked the man,"Do you have a license for catching those fish?" The man replied to the Game Warden, "No sir, these are my pet fish!" "Pet fish???" the warden replied. Yes sir, every night i take these fish down to the lake and let them swim around for a while, then i whistle and they come back and jump into the buckets and i take them home! "Thats a bunch of HOOOEY", fish cant do that" The man looked at the Game Warden for a moment, and then said,"Here,I'll show you. It really works!" "O.K, this I've GOT to see". The Game Warden was curious now. The man poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After several minutes, the Game Warden turned to the man and said,"Well....?" "Well,what?" the man responded. "When are you going to call them back?" the Game Warden prompted. "Call who back?" the man asked. "The FISH!!!! "What fish?" The man asked!!
Smarty Pants
05-12-2001, 11:04 AM
Great joke, but way over used here.
Okay, How about this one?
05-13-2001, 07:21 AM
It had been a long drought. There was no rain for over a month and the temp was soaring. Down at the barber shop, all the local anglers were complainin about how bad the fishin had become. All of em but ol Jeb. Jeb wasn't there to complain, he was busy fishin. And, Jeb was comin in everytime with buckets full of all kinds of fish. Everyone at the barbershop was really interested to know what ol' Jeb was doing. Especially the local Game Warden. So one day, the Warden asked Jeb, "Do you think I could go fishin with you tomorrow?" Jeb said it was no problem, and the Warden should meet him at the dock at 6 am and there was no need to bring anything as Jeb had it all. Jeb was there to greet the warden and the boat was ready to go. They motored out into the backwaters and Jeb set anchor. "Well, what is the plan now?", the Warden asked. Jeb raised his hand and gave the one finger in the air, one minute, gesture. He began to rumble around under the deck of the boat and produced a landing net and a stick of dynamite. Jeb lit the fuse and tossed the dynamite into the water. A tremendous explosion rocked the wooden boat and flushed birds from trees for miles! Fish by the dozens, all species, floated to the top. Jeb took up the net and began filin pails with fish. The Warden began yelling, "Jeb! Are you nuts! Thats illegal, and very dangerous! You can't do that! Oh Man, now I have to arrest you. Man I can't beleive it!" Jeb, as the warden was yelling, dug out another stick of dynamite. He bit the wick short. Just as the Warden stopped yelling, Jeb lit the fuse and asked the Warden, "You gonna stand there hollerin and arguin all day? Or are you gonna fish?"