Just a little humor ;-)

[AquaMan]

Let's see if I understand how America works lately . . .

If a woman burns her thighs on the hot coffee she was holding in her lap while driving, she blames the restaurant.

If your teen-age son kills himself, you blame the rock 'n' roll music or musician he liked.

If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company.

If your daughter gets pregnant by the football captain you blame the school for poor sex education.

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, you blame the bartender.

If your cousin gets AIDS because the needle he used to shoot up with heroin was dirty, you blame the government for not providing clean ones.

If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television.

If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer. And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilots at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the
deceased blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore. So if I die while my old, wrinkled ##### is parked in front of this computer, I want you to blame Bill Gates, OK?

[RANGER]

LAST EDITED ON Jun-07-01 AT 09:16AM (CST)[p]AquaMan,

Never more of a truth said! Is ANYONE ACCOUNTABLE anymore? I wonder!


RANGER


"KEEP YOUR LINES WET, YOUR POWDER DRY and THE BEER COLD!"

[Duane-MI]

Who can I blame when I don't catch any fish?

[RANGER]

DNR

In-Fisherman

Your parents

Your teachers

Your friends

The tackle manufacturers

Your boat dealer

Your boat manufacturer

Your..............

I'm sure there is "lawyer" that will take your case for "free"!


RANGER


"KEEP YOUR LINES WET, YOUR POWDER DRY and THE BEER COLD!"

[Eyemadman]

Right on Aquaman,

Just this morning I read in the paper a guy got 3 billion dollars from a lawsuit against Phillip Morris? Im a nonsmoker but please.... Im sure they strapped him down and made him smoke 'em. The next suit will be from nonsmokers breathing in 2nd hand smoke.

EMM

[EYE STALK]

AquaMan, about sums it up.

EYESTALK

[Jeff]

Lets crank this up a notch!

In As Good as it Gets, a successful but neurotic author is being questioned by an adoring fan. Author wants nothing to do with fan and wants to leave.

Fan: "How did you learn to write so well about women?"

Author: "Well I write about a man and then leave out all reason and accountability."

Sorry Juls!

[Mean Mike]

humorous and disheartening at the same time

[ufda]

I agree it's truthful, but so is the title of Aquaman's posting, i.e. ".....little humor" as, because it's true, tain't funny!

Not being a pill. Just find it a d**n shame our society has come to this. Yeah, I'm an old f**t that remembers "back when" and, though I would never go back as so many things today are better, there are things, like responsibility, that I miss.
ufda

[TBO/MN]

I am responsible.........Every time something around here goes wrong, I am responsible.........so I guess I am the accountability department at this organization. That's ok, because they tell me that I make to much money for the job I have, and yet Jesse Ventura wants to make me an essential employee, and take my right to strike away.......go figure?

Good Fishin'
TBO/MN

[FireTiger]

Run for something, I'll vote for ya,

[Hunter]

Im 30 years old, was injured at work a couple years ago. I am back in college being "retrained". You would not beleive the change I have seen since going back only after 10 years. These "kids" just have no respect for themselves or anyone else. And theyre favorite tv show is Springer. No wonder this world has as many problems as it does! VERY SAD!

[swede]

I don't approve of political jokes......I've seen too many of them get elected.