Woo—Wee, Is it hot or what!

[Backwater Eddy]

Ya guess what, that heat we all wanted last winter, well it’s here. We shouldn’t all pray for heat at the same time I think.

So to blow off a bit of steam lets run with a little “It’s so hot humor”. What is your favorite it’s so hot joke or story, lets hear it.

I have a few to start it off.

IT'S so hot I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.

Its so hot farmers are buying snowcones for their hens so they won't lay hard-boiled eggs.

It's so hot it's like being bit by a rattlesnake -- stay still and you'll be all right but if you move around you're dead.

It's so hot I walked by a mausoleum and all the doors were open.

OK, so they are not all funny, can you do better?

Backwater Eddy…..><,,>

[chrism]

I remember this line from a movie with Robin Williams -
Something like this...
"How's the weather out there?"
"It's hot. ##### hot. It's so hot I'm cookin' the things in my shorts - a little crotchpot cookin' .....hot and wet....that's OK if you with a lady but it ain't no good when you out in the jungle"
It applies to fishing too!

[ezmarc]

BE, These might not be better but here goes anyway!

It is so hot...


It's so hot, I saw squirrels fanning their nuts.

It's so hot, Dairy cows are producing powdered milk.

[Hans]

It's so hot I saw a fire hydrant whistling at a dog.

[Bucks]

It got so hot in Kansas one August that the corn popped right in the fields. The cows thought it was snowing and froze to death.

[I-Troller]

It is soooo hot out that the Global Warming nuts have stopped saying that global warming will be preceeded by cool weather.

[EAGLE EYES]

It's so freakin' hot, my livewell boiled over!

It's so hot, I had to light a fire to cool off!

[war-n-peace]

I wish it would rain - not so much for me, cuz I've seen it -- but for my 7-year-old.

A visitor to Michigan once asked, "Does it ever rain out here?" A local quickly answered "Yes,it does. Do you remember that part in the Bible where it rained for 40 days and 40 nights?" The visitor replied, "Yes, I'm familiar with Noah's flood." "Well, "the local puffed up, "we got about two and a half inches of that."

You know it's hot when

1.You can say 110 degrees without fainting.

2.You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.

3.You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.

4.The temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.

5.You discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car.

6.You discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window.

7.You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

8.Hot water now comes out of both taps.

9.You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

10.You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 5:00 a.m. before work.

11.Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"

12.The birds have to use pot holders to pull worms out of the ground.

13.The potatoes cook underground, and all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.

14.Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.

15.The trees are whistling for the dogs.

16.You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

[Backwater Eddy]

LOL!!!

Some funny stuff there EH!

:)

[sublux]

OK ,..I don't have a joke for you,...but I once talked to a 90+ year old that was a POW and had to work in a desert work detail,..if you fainted from the heat you died,..they were given a small ice ration and plenty of water,...he said most added the ice to the water and drank it,..he fashioned a narrow deep bucket and insulated it with rags,.kept wet to have evaporation help keep it cool,...every 10-15 minutes he would immerse his hands and arms up to his elbows,for 10-30 secs and he said it greatly helped to keep him alive as he was one of the few that servived,..I had a project at a building I own and a deadline that had to be met,..it was a terrible heat wave and none of the workers got much done and I didn't blame them,...I remembered the story and set up some tubs with ice water around the jobsite,..at first the guys didn't want to do this,..it was something out of the ordinary,..eventialy they started,..I noticed that every 15-30 minutes the guys would come around to do this,...we got a LOT more work done,..you can feel your body cool down as it gets some help from this radiator effect,....doesn't seem at all a shock when you are that hot,..anyway,..I've taken a deep narrow bucket on a boat for this purpose when it is gasly hot or working out in the yard etc,..try it,..also its surprising how hot you can take it if you have a fan blowing rt on your face,..I've used a clip on fan if I'm going to be stationary for a while,..of course,..need to get out of the direct sun if possible,.. I put removeable Bimini top for really hot weather might be a bit of a hassle,..but nice to keep cool and I can clip my fan to the support,...

[Hot Stuff]

It's so hot, you have to light your candles to cool them off!!!

[groovymoe]

It was so hot at work today, I worked up a bigger sweat than a one legged man at an ##### kicking contest.

[Cangl]

It's so hot hot hotpants are "panting"

[Stan]

"It was so hot at work today, I worked up a bigger sweat than a one legged man at an ##### kicking contest:"


Heard the same joke but it was at a kick-boxing contest!

[wawalleye]

Eddy,

You know how hot it is?

Hotter than two gophers Fornicating in a wool sock on an August afternoon. That's how hot it is.

tight lines

wawa

[Kaz]

It was so hot up at LOTW last week that my vodka on the rocks boiled away before the ice melted. That's HOT!!! Good luck FISHING.....Kaz

[Beach]

It's hotter than a fireman's destination!!! :D

[Marken]

It's so hot...

The fish are jumpin' in the cooler and drinking the beer.

The birds are walking to the birdbath.

The chipmunks are adding salt to the sunflower seeds.

The walleye I caught today came to the net perfectly poached.

The mosquitoes are drinking bloody mary's.