Bad Jokes comin outta Nebraska, Trumped

[Pikeslayer8]

A Texas fan, a Nebraska fan, and an Iowa State fan were out riding horses one day. At one point, the Texas fan pulled out a bottle of expensive bourbon, took a long swig, threw the bottle to the ground, pulled out his pistol and shot it. "What are you doing?" asked the Nebraska fan. "That was perfectly good whiskey." "In Texas, we have more bourbon than we need," said the Longhorn fan, "And bottles are cheap." They rode along for a while, and the Nebraska fan was thinking. Then he pulled out a bottle of champagne, opened it, took a swig, threw down the bottle, pulled out his pistol and shot the bottle. "What are you doing?" asked the Cyclone fan. "That was perfectly good champagne." "In Nebraska," said the Husker fan, "We have more champagne than we need, and the bottles are cheap." They rode along for a while, and then the Cyclone fan pulled out a bottle of beer, drank the whole thing, put the bottle back in his saddlebag, pulled out his pistol and shot the Nebraska fan. "What are you doing?" asked the Texas fan. "In Iowa, " replied the Cyclone fan, "we have more Husker fans than we need, but bottles are worth a nickel a piece."

[sidfish]

Now that is funny!

[Pikeslayer8]

Originally Posted by sidfish

Now that is funny!

As a diehard Vikes fan who originates from Iowa and went to college in Nebraska and finds himself living in Colorado.
Thanks Sidfish

[sidfish]

Originally Posted by Pikeslayer8

As a diehard Vikes fan who originates from Iowa and went to college in Nebraska and finds himself living in Colorado.
Thanks Sidfish

WOW, you have some issues! a. You could become a Packer, b. There is no cure from being an "Iowan" c. you are living proof that the days in college are our best days! and d. at least you are not a donkey fan!

I need to pass your joke along to an Iowa State fan friend of mine!

[fishead]

Do you know what the best thing from Iowa is ? ...........I80

[Pikeslayer8]

Originally Posted by sidfish

WOW, you have some issues! a. You could become a Packer, b. There is no cure from being an "Iowan" c. you are living proof that the days in college are our best days! and d. at least you are not a donkey fan!

I need to pass your joke along to an Iowa State fan friend of mine!

Well being that you will pass along to your ISU buddy, here is another that better fits you as a teacher.



A high school teacher explains to his class that he is a Husker. He asks his students to raise their hands if they are Huskers too. No one really knows what a Husker is, but wanting to be like their teacher their hands explode into the air like a 45" pike. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd. Sidfish asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Husker." "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" "Why, I'm a proud ISU Cyclone," boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, his face slightly red. He asks Kristen why she is a Cyclone. "Well, my mom and dad are Cyclones, so I'm a Cyclone too." Sidfish is now angry. "That's no reason," he says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?" "Then," says Kristen, "I'd be a Husker."

[Yarhcaz]

The wind whips across the state of Nebraska so much because Colorado blows and both Iowa and Missouri suck.
Why do black and gold teams have so much envy of Scarlet and Cream? I will leave ISU as I kinda like them, plus their series record is (from Husker point of view) W 86, L 17, T 2 so it's kind of cute.
LMAO

[camp chef]

Be easy on Nebraska. They will have a hard enough time now that they are in a conference with the "REAL BIG RED".

[Pikeslayer8]

Originally Posted by Yarhcaz

The wind whips across the state of Nebraska so much because Colorado blows and both Iowa and Missouri suck.
Why do black and gold teams have so much envy of Scarlet and Cream? I will leave ISU as I kinda like them, plus their series record is (from Husker point of view) W 86, L 17, T 2 so it's kind of cute.
LMAO

Q: Why do ducks fly over South Dakota upside down?




A: There's nothing worth craping on!

[Pikeslayer8]

Originally Posted by camp chef

Be easy on Nebraska. They will have a hard enough time now that they are in a conference with the "REAL BIG RED".

Wisconsin is certainly not exempt from the fun!


Q: What's the difference between an Wisconsin Badgers fan and a carp?



A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.