Navy Seals

[Crappie Kid]

Two things Navy Seals are always taught:

1). Keep your priorities in order
2). Know when to act without hesitation.

A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in the A.C.L.U. was teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated that once and for all he was going to prove that there was no God. Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes!!!!!" The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.

Ten minutes went by. "I'm waiting God, if you're real, knock me off
this platform!!!!"

Again after 4 minutes, the professor taunted God saying, "Here I am, God!!! I'm still waiting!!!" His count down got down to the last couple of minutes when a Navy Seal, who was just released from the Navy after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and newly registered in the class, walked up to the professor.

The Seal hit him full force in the face! This sent the professor tumbling from his lofty platform. The professor was out cold.

The students were stunned and shocked. They began to babble in confusion. The Seal nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and sat in silence. The class looked at him and fell silent also.....waiting.

Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably shaken. He looked at the Seal in the front row. When the professor regained his senses and could speak he asked, "What the #### is the matter with you?! Why did you do that?"

"God was really busy protecting America's soldiers, who are
protecting your right to say stupid crap and act like an a-hole.
So he sent me."

Roger that.

[Hines R]

If only this could be true!

[The Democrat]

Typical right-wing claptrap. However, I will say this about the SEALs: I respect those guys. Know how to recognize a SEAL?

If someone tells him to go to ####, he clicks his heels together, throws a snappy salute, and replies: "Sir, when do I leave, and what is my mission when I get there?"

Nothing but more religious right wing zealot talk.That joke was so funny ho ho ho. Let's go kill everyone who isn't an evangelical, is that what your saying with your two bit joke? Get your head out of your butt and snap into reality.By the way, the seals are of great service so don't degrade them by your religious nonsense.

Now, I did not get right wing religious zealotry out of that as much as I got "liberalism is a mental disorder" from your comment. Take it as a joke and be done with it! I took your comment as a joke.

[bigfish1965]

Generally they give meds to people who think God speaks to them...
On behalf of the Atheists in the room, may I say...religion is just as bad an idea here as politics.