Some food for thought...

[Raybob]

I don't trip over things, I do random gravity checks.

I don't need angermanagement. I need people to stop pissing me off.

Old age is coming at a really bad time.

When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a punishment ... now, as a grown up, it just feels like a small vacation.

The biggest lie I tell myself is ... "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

Lord grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change things I can and the friends to post my bail when I finally snap.

I don't have grey hair. I have "wisdom highlights". I'm just very wise.

My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work.

Teach your daughter how to shoot, because a restraining order is just a piece of paper.

If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would've put them on myknees.

The kids text me"plz" which is shorter than please. I text back "no" which is shorter than "yes".

I'm going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I'll do that second week.

Even duct tape can't fix stupid ... but it can muffle the sound.

Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.

Oops! Did I roll my eyes out loud?

At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I actually came in there for.

Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?

Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.

[yarcraft91]

Thanks, RB

[Morton]

Thanks for the smile
I can relate

Morton

[That Minnesota guy]

Wayyyyy to much truth in some of those.

[ogilville]

Getting old beats the alternative.

[Catch 22]

Most of your gems have been "on the tip of my tongue" at one point or another.........I just never actually put them in words as well as you have.

Good start to the day....thanks...........

[fetchwillie]

copied and pasted

Thanks

[pan-man]

Originally Posted by That Minnesota guy

Wayyyyy to much truth in some of those.

You mean most not some!