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Friday Football Funny
Football Quotes and Quips:
"Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble the football" - John Heisman "I make my practices real hard because if a player is a quitter, I want him to quit in practice, not in a game." – Bear Bryant / Alabama "It isn't necessary to see a good tackle, you can hear it!” - Knute Rockne / Notre Dame "At Georgia Southern, we don't cheat. That costs money, and we don't have any." – Erik Russell / Georgia Southern "The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it." - Lou Holtz / Arkansas - Notre Dame "When you win, nothing hurts." - Joe Namath / Alabama "A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall." - Frank Leahy / Notre Dame "There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the **** kicked out of you." - Woody Hayes / Ohio State "I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney / Nebraska In Alabama, an atheist is someone who doesn't believe in Bear Bryant." - Wally Butts /Georgia "I never graduated from Iowa. But I was only there for two terms - Truman's and Eisenhower's." – Alex Karras / Iowa My advice to defensive players is to take the shortest route to the ball, and arrive in a bad humor." - Bowden Wyatt / Tennessee "I could have been a Rhodes Scholar except for my grades." - Duffy Daugherty / Michigan State "Always remember Goliath was a 40 point favorite over David." - Shug Jordan / Auburn "I asked Darrell Royal, the coach of the Texas Longhorns, why he didn't recruit me ." He said, "Well, Walt, we took a look at you, and you weren't any good." - Walt Garrison / Oklahoma State "Son, you've got a good engine, but your hands aren't on the steering wheel." - Bobby Bowden / Florida State "Football is NOT a contact sport, it is a collision sport. Dancing IS a contact sport." - Duffy Daugherty / Michigan State USC lost 51-0 to Notre Dame, his post-game message to his team was, "All those who need showers, take them." - John McKay / USC "If lessons are learned in defeat, our team is getting a great education." Murray Warmath / Minnesota "The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb. To be a back, you only have to be dumb." - Knute Rockne / Notre Dame "We live one day at a time and scratch where it itches." - Darrell Royal / Texas "We didn't tackle well today, but we made up for it by not blocking." - John McKay / USC I've found that prayers work best when you have big players." - Knute Rockne / Notre DameOhio State's Urban Meyer on one of his players: "He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn't know the meaning of a lot of words."
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The only time you should look down on someone is if you're trying to help them up.
Dogs....Do not ruin their sleep worrying about how to keep the objects they have, and to obtain the objects they have not. There is nothing of value they have to bequeath except their love and their faith. ~ Eugene O'Neill ~ |
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Nice!.
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Fuel Valve
Sorry, for this but it is my first post and, frankly, I don't know how to get it to where I want it. But, just in case, does anyone know where the fuel valve (main and aux. tanks) is located on a 2005 20.5' Tracker Gary Roach Tracker Fishing Team Walleye Special? Again, sorry. - John
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Today's Funny
Supposedly Tarvaris Jackson (T Jack) after he pulled a gun on his wife, she said
"go ahead & shoot, you have never hit anyone else" Also, the Queens were never mentioned as a team he had been associated with. Not a big impact apparently. |
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