wheres my post?

[Marc Thorpe]

WWW.Youdontknowwhatyouaremissing.com

[Marc Thorpe]

The Theory of Easternites

Way some many genarations ago,Some dude crossed the Atlantic in a row boat in Quest of The mighty Mask A longé.During his quest up The
St Laurent.His discendants trickled down across the eastern coast.Establishing colonies of easternites.Upon capture of many Mask A longé.They unknowingly established a sub culture...
Called Easternites.
These easternites spread west for search of the Mighty Mask A longé.Several puddles held this mythical fish but none where to contend with the Nature boy Mask A longe.Through out history easternites,now become mid westernites have spread more and more Mask A longé in puddles to some day create Nature Boy.Yes some Nature boy Mask A longé found pristine condos in westernite shore lines.But many found better living in the Stock market.
But the fact of the story is we all came down the same drain!

Easternites have becomed in certain parts westernites
Easternite will become Canadian in the next generation.The aging of cultures.

Those coming from the west coast,sorry its not your fault!

Heading back to Norway:+

Hey, wasn't that a Movie: Dude, Where's my post???

[Marc Thorpe]

Otto,your back.I thought Doug J put you away?

Ya thats a movie and a thread.Can you beleive how popular
Where's My Post? is.

This is going to make it to CNN or MSNBC

The new wave and fashions of Where's My Post?Grab hold to your wallets
your kids will be wanting T shirts and hats and Little Where's My Post? combat figures.
They are considering ,making a Fishgraf caracter!

Get them quick before Sponge Bob does!

[Jim McCullough]

Now I want to know where the post went. Fishgraf, are you sure you posted it or could it all have been a dream???

WWW.ithoughtthiswouldgetuglygladitdidn't.com

[Marc Thorpe]

Big Jim,dont worry.We will find it.
By the spring,the Bunnies must have made off with it!
Looks like we may have to wait until Easter to find the missing post or is it thread.

Lots off question about missing threads,is the FBMT (Federal Bureau Of Missing Threads)been advised.
Het the yarn we must find it!

[DocEsox]

Fishgraf....I was bouncing around websites and was sure I saw your post somewhere between the PETA and HSUS websites. Perhaps they have stolen it and it is in enviornmental extremist limbo....yep EEL. I wouldn't go there to retrieve it....many have tried such a thing never to return...or they come back screaming we should be fishing musky with hookless lures.

Best of Luck,
BrianW

[Sponge Bob]

Sorry if I sounded crabby on me last post but just attribute the "buttheadedness" to little sleep last night w/ high winds blasting all my stuff outside everywhere + working 7 days a week staring at Christmas cards + packages!;) Anyway I tried to find THE POST but msn wouldn't let me log on a 4:30am this morning + I don't even know what a "mailbox" is...my e-mail maybe? At any rate I'm w/ Otto....the potential for a movie is great + the possibility of all post participants here becoming rich/famous is overwhelming!
To have the mysterious POST suddenly appear in my mailbox is thrilling yet sobering....the responsibility + safety of the aforementioned POST resting on my head is almost more than I can bear...1/3rd of me wants to put THE POST on the board + be done w/ it...the other 2/3rds of me wants to shelter THE POST + give others a chance to find THE POST!!! A "lost treasure" isn't lost once it is found....it then becomes a "found treasure" + interest in the find soon wanes + becomes history...the same thing w/ THE POST....I need to discuss this w/ the sponge family as what to do next....I feel as though I have the cure to the common cold!!!

* PEOPLE....the fate of "THE POST" rest in your hands...I will either re-post THE POST or allow THE POST to remain lost forever in the recesses of my mailbox to be viewed by a select few who happen by unexpectedly....the final decision is in your hands! All those who want/do not want THE POST re-posted please express your desires here....results will be posted Christmas Eve....

[Jim McCullough]

Geometricly Absorbent One,

I think that the post should remain unfound. Like Ramses II's tomb, it should be left for future generations to discover. History should be the judge of the worthiness of the Post/Thread. ...and Marc, it is a post in the singular, and a thread when it becomes plural. In this case it is both, since as far as scholars can figure out, there was only the original "post" in the "thread". :)

Sponge,just got word from Bob Marley stating you are with holding the post.Is he twisting a story?

Chuck has gone out and bought a christmas tree,he wanted to decorate his post but its now disapeared!Now he must decorate a christmas tree!
All he has left is threads!

Do you know why tigers/hybrids are green in NJ?
Cause its the Garden State!:+

Jim,I found a nail.Does a nail hold to a threaded post?

The Green Hornet