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Friday Funny
After two elderly ladies sit through a rather long mass one leans over to the other and says "my butt is sleeping" the other responded "I know I heard it snoring three times!"
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Good one.
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Cute!
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this is a true story?
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Good one, but also remember he who farts in church sits in their own pew
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I was offered a good hot time today by a hot 21 year old redhead
In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I said no as I have high moral standards and very strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available in scented lemon or vanilla. |
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don't get it
Ok, I'm getting older and slower but huh?
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He said no, but then said it's as strong as Ajax, and available in different scents. So,,,, he caved in.
HRG
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"I've got a car with a trailer hitch, and a pocket full of money. Do you want to sell that boat today, or not?" My Mentor, Bill Michalek, circa 1975 |
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He offered his honor
She honored his offer All night long he was honor and offer |
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Get it yet? I saw it in a comments section on a news site and it cracked me up.
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