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Old 05-17-2021, 06:23 PM
drifter106 drifter106 is offline
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Default high school guy...girlfriend gets pregnant...

Guy: " Doctor, my girlfriend is pregnant. We always use protection, so how is it possible?"

Doctor: "Let me tell you a story. There was this hunter once who always carried a gun whenever he went. One day he took out his umbrella instead of his gun and went out. A lion suddenly jumped in front of him. In order to scare the lion, the hunter used the umbrella like a gun, and shot the lion, and it died!

Guy: "Nonsense! Someone else must have shot the lion!


Doctor:" Good! You understood the story!


Next patient please!"
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Old 05-17-2021, 06:45 PM
Derwood Derwood is offline
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Boooooo !!!!!!
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Old 05-18-2021, 07:38 AM
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Well said - Drifter!!!
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Old 05-19-2021, 06:35 AM
Zander Man Zander Man is offline
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Lol.
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Old 05-19-2021, 07:58 AM
Bigtaproot Bigtaproot is offline
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that is the reason that i do not use 23 and me or any of that other genetic testing. Before I met the old lady, i was considered a real player
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Old 05-21-2021, 03:57 PM
rebelrn2001 rebelrn2001 is offline
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Ya, I was actually considered a slut in HS. That was bad but good too!! I remember my dad once saying 'pull it out' and I did. Got pretty good at it in fact. Oh, the good ol' days!!
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