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Old 12-26-2019, 08:15 AM
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Woman: “Do you drink beer?”
Man: “Yes.”

Woman: “How many beers a day?”
Man: “Usually about three.”

Woman: “How much do you pay per beer?”
Man: “Five dollars, which includes a tip.”

Woman: “And how long have you been drinking?”
Man: “About 20 years, I suppose.”

Woman: “So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day, which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year that would be approximately $5,400, correct?”

Man: “Correct.”

Woman: “If in one year you spend $5,400, not accounting for inflation,the past twenty years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?”

Man: “Correct.”

Woman: “Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and, after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could’ve by now bought an airplane?”

Man: “Do you drink beer?”

Woman: “No.”

Man: “Where’s your airplane?
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Old 12-26-2019, 06:11 PM
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I liked the joke. I don't drink but I also don't have an airplane, lol.
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Drink beer three times a week.
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I tried, I really did, to acquire a taste for beer longg ago. I just never enjoyed it. I'd hear guys talking about having an ice cold one on a really hot day but that never appealled to me. I think maybe the weekend smells in the elevator of the dorm might have ruined it for me. Wine, once in a great while, or a mixed drink, but never beer.
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I drink beer, and have an airplane.

Well...if you count RC models.

Lots of different tasting beers Mooner, some are so hoppy I can't enjoy them either, but some are pretty mild.

Shock Top Lemon Shandy is pretty good in the hot weather fwiw.

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a continuation on B-man's thread......

Woman: I don't have an airplane either.

Man: You know, you sound a lot like my ex wife.

Woman: I didn't know you were married before:

Man: I wasn't.
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I tried, I really did, to acquire a taste for beer longg ago. I just never enjoyed it. I'd hear guys talking about having an ice cold one on a really hot day but that never appealled to me. I think maybe the weekend smells in the elevator of the dorm might have ruined it for me. Wine, once in a great while, or a mixed drink, but never beer.
I am the same. In college, I had to force down the first one and then my taste buds would not notice the rest. I just don't drink alcohol any longer. My wife works at a brewery and can get me all the free beer I want. I told her to go to work at a chocolate factory.
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I drink beer, and have an airplane.

Well...if you count RC models.

Lots of different tasting beers Mooner, some are so hoppy I can't enjoy them either, but some are pretty mild.

Shock Top Lemon Shandy is pretty good in the hot weather fwiw.

Al
OK, maybe they taste different, but the smell gags me. Those dorm elevators were/are 100% stainless steel for a reason.
My wife had always wanted to go on a bicycle riding vacation in NAPA Valley. So, a few years back, we did it. We got to taste samples of wine on the tour. Now that was fun.
BTW, my best buddy has several airplanes, so I can fly with him anytime I want. He doesn't have a boat. lol
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